@allotmentmatt.bsky.social
Grower, massive Red, hater of the right, woke.
That’s a Wispa, how careless
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 PM
That’s a Wispa, how careless
Sanskruti in Liverpool is boss
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Sanskruti in Liverpool is boss
New ones do
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
New ones do
I’m sure the Uyghurs might think differently
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I’m sure the Uyghurs might think differently
Private Eye focuses mainly on UK politics, but also comments on the goings on under Trump
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Private Eye focuses mainly on UK politics, but also comments on the goings on under Trump
I’m guessing fish, a lot of them
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m guessing fish, a lot of them
French Fries?
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
French Fries?
Streeting is a shithouse, determined to privatise the NHS for his and his paymasters benefit.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Streeting is a shithouse, determined to privatise the NHS for his and his paymasters benefit.
Football is lost
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Football is lost
What has supposedly happened in the UK? Let me guess, it’s based on bs?
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What has supposedly happened in the UK? Let me guess, it’s based on bs?
You’d be hard pressed to find worse cycling infrastructure than that in Croydon.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You’d be hard pressed to find worse cycling infrastructure than that in Croydon.
He wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a state school
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a state school
Surely he can’t keep up with these regular press conferences for the next four years, can he?
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Surely he can’t keep up with these regular press conferences for the next four years, can he?
He has a heart?? 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He has a heart?? 🤔
What about the rest of us, I don’t see mine coming down.
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What about the rest of us, I don’t see mine coming down.
Piers Morgan
October 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Piers Morgan
My family, for some unknown reason, began calling me that. Soon shut it down!
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My family, for some unknown reason, began calling me that. Soon shut it down!
It is a white mans sport
September 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is a white mans sport