Allmyrandomns
@allmyrandomns.bsky.social
ADHD in their 40's. I'll post about my hyper fixations, struggles, and my wanderlust. Scorpio, intj, switch, foodie, biracial, a cunning linguist.
Went to the doctor's to get my results today. 3 cancer screenings, 7 blood tests and 1 mental stability test later and y'all just couldn't give me a generational wealth?!
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Went to the doctor's to get my results today. 3 cancer screenings, 7 blood tests and 1 mental stability test later and y'all just couldn't give me a generational wealth?!
Tonight I found out that one of the kids that frequent the college bar I hang out at, graduated officially today and asked me to attend his graduation party. Officially becoming the cool Aunt has been one of my proudest achievements
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tonight I found out that one of the kids that frequent the college bar I hang out at, graduated officially today and asked me to attend his graduation party. Officially becoming the cool Aunt has been one of my proudest achievements
I can't balance my friends having cancer, getting guardianship of my nephew and strengthening my skillet at the same time. It's entirely my fault for not being able to say no. But how do I make one a priority and put the others behind on the back burner? Oof this is rough
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can't balance my friends having cancer, getting guardianship of my nephew and strengthening my skillet at the same time. It's entirely my fault for not being able to say no. But how do I make one a priority and put the others behind on the back burner? Oof this is rough
My ex continues to show up to places that I attend to 10 years after the fact that we have broken up. People choose to believe him for whatever reason and I'm at the point that I just need to document this. So if my time gets cut short there's at least receipts
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My ex continues to show up to places that I attend to 10 years after the fact that we have broken up. People choose to believe him for whatever reason and I'm at the point that I just need to document this. So if my time gets cut short there's at least receipts
Apparently my company is now requiring us to fill out safety surveys... Every other month!
The temptation to just reply "do something better with your time. Bitch- ass." Is really high
The temptation to just reply "do something better with your time. Bitch- ass." Is really high
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Apparently my company is now requiring us to fill out safety surveys... Every other month!
The temptation to just reply "do something better with your time. Bitch- ass." Is really high
The temptation to just reply "do something better with your time. Bitch- ass." Is really high
Corporations want to know why employees are "silently quitting"
It's quite literally because you treat them like garbage. I did my due diligence to show that a friend of mine had passed and I would like to attend their funeral, no reply from HR or higher-ups until after a week passed. F*** them
It's quite literally because you treat them like garbage. I did my due diligence to show that a friend of mine had passed and I would like to attend their funeral, no reply from HR or higher-ups until after a week passed. F*** them
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Corporations want to know why employees are "silently quitting"
It's quite literally because you treat them like garbage. I did my due diligence to show that a friend of mine had passed and I would like to attend their funeral, no reply from HR or higher-ups until after a week passed. F*** them
It's quite literally because you treat them like garbage. I did my due diligence to show that a friend of mine had passed and I would like to attend their funeral, no reply from HR or higher-ups until after a week passed. F*** them
Folks that say that they are down with the brown sure as fuck love saying that until they get called out on their behavior.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Folks that say that they are down with the brown sure as fuck love saying that until they get called out on their behavior.
It's funny how when I choose to celebrate one of my friends achievements, other people want to s*** on what I'm doing
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's funny how when I choose to celebrate one of my friends achievements, other people want to s*** on what I'm doing
Despite all the hardships, intentionally misunderstandings, I remain hopeful that this year will be better than the last.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Despite all the hardships, intentionally misunderstandings, I remain hopeful that this year will be better than the last.
Boycotting businesses that support Trump this entire year, but we need to take it farther, boycott every place that doesn't support people of color period
Until we are seen as equal, you get no money
Until we are seen as equal, you get no money
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Boycotting businesses that support Trump this entire year, but we need to take it farther, boycott every place that doesn't support people of color period
Until we are seen as equal, you get no money
Until we are seen as equal, you get no money
To be a brown woman in 2025 is the equivalent of being a brown woman in 1960s. Nobody believes you despite all the receipts you came up with. everbody believes the sassy little white man.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be a brown woman in 2025 is the equivalent of being a brown woman in 1960s. Nobody believes you despite all the receipts you came up with. everbody believes the sassy little white man.
As somebody who is high functioning autistic, parasocial relationships are the weirdest thing to me. What do you mean all of a sudden we're connected when I've maybe met you one time in my life? Equally, if you've not been a direct contributor to my life, why do you think your opinion matters?
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
As somebody who is high functioning autistic, parasocial relationships are the weirdest thing to me. What do you mean all of a sudden we're connected when I've maybe met you one time in my life? Equally, if you've not been a direct contributor to my life, why do you think your opinion matters?
It annoys me to no extent that people make fun of me because I openly talk about me being ADHD and autistic. However, I'm still laughing at you because you couldn't read the signs that that dude was a red flag from the very beginning.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It annoys me to no extent that people make fun of me because I openly talk about me being ADHD and autistic. However, I'm still laughing at you because you couldn't read the signs that that dude was a red flag from the very beginning.
Watching my friend confiscate fake IDs is my kink
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Watching my friend confiscate fake IDs is my kink
That moment when you realize that co-workers view you as competition but y'all don't even work in the same field.... That's a whole other level of delusion
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That moment when you realize that co-workers view you as competition but y'all don't even work in the same field.... That's a whole other level of delusion
Found out an ugly family secret tonight. I'm not sure how to react at this moment. I will say that this town is incestuous and it disgusts me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Found out an ugly family secret tonight. I'm not sure how to react at this moment. I will say that this town is incestuous and it disgusts me.
The more amount of "friends" that show up for when they only need something is equal to the amount of "friends" I cut off.... Interesting
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The more amount of "friends" that show up for when they only need something is equal to the amount of "friends" I cut off.... Interesting
One of my oldest friends got diagnosed with a cancer associated with HIV today and for once I have no words... Completely lost on how I can support them at this time. Any suggestions appreciated but also I hate this timeline
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of my oldest friends got diagnosed with a cancer associated with HIV today and for once I have no words... Completely lost on how I can support them at this time. Any suggestions appreciated but also I hate this timeline
Imagine you thinking your opinion matters when I have never met before.....awwww Try harder
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Imagine you thinking your opinion matters when I have never met before.....awwww Try harder
Scheduled to do a colonoscopy next week and all I'm craving is either a cheeseburger sub or cheese steak hoagie.... I've never been more blue than now
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Scheduled to do a colonoscopy next week and all I'm craving is either a cheeseburger sub or cheese steak hoagie.... I've never been more blue than now
Shitty landlord has been given me sob stories for the past week about his family... Although I have no problem with caring for others, I have an issue when you make it my soul problem
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Shitty landlord has been given me sob stories for the past week about his family... Although I have no problem with caring for others, I have an issue when you make it my soul problem
I don't know why my last Uber driver expected me to tip them after explaining to me that they got in a fight with ex their now ex-girlfriend and apparently I look like her.
Bro, your sole job is to drop me off. I don't want to talk to you and it's not my problem that you got a small dick
Bro, your sole job is to drop me off. I don't want to talk to you and it's not my problem that you got a small dick
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don't know why my last Uber driver expected me to tip them after explaining to me that they got in a fight with ex their now ex-girlfriend and apparently I look like her.
Bro, your sole job is to drop me off. I don't want to talk to you and it's not my problem that you got a small dick
Bro, your sole job is to drop me off. I don't want to talk to you and it's not my problem that you got a small dick
As a Scorpio sun woman I know better to not mess with a Scorpio sun man. That's just asking for unnecessary drama. No boo I got to leave you alone
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As a Scorpio sun woman I know better to not mess with a Scorpio sun man. That's just asking for unnecessary drama. No boo I got to leave you alone
They're not going to monitor 💩 they're just going to cause another 🔥 for everyone to panic over and create a diversion so nobody can vote
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They're not going to monitor 💩 they're just going to cause another 🔥 for everyone to panic over and create a diversion so nobody can vote
Shady landlord brings his granddaughter into my house. His family is important to him. Enough to steal from me repeatedly. Even after I pointed it out, he still wants to argue that she would never do that. I'm about to send a kid to child protective services
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shady landlord brings his granddaughter into my house. His family is important to him. Enough to steal from me repeatedly. Even after I pointed it out, he still wants to argue that she would never do that. I'm about to send a kid to child protective services