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Matt
@allmatt.bsky.social
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Gay person, corporate lawyer, dog dad, public transit stan, terminal diagnosis: disco fever.

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August 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Me rn vs. the bathroom at Aragon Ballroom rn
August 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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They’re the Capulets and the Montagues. You will NEVER guess what their stupid add kids did a few years ago. LMAO!
August 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Last full week of June and still no Pride bonus from my employer. 😡
June 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Hire 👏🏼 gay 👏🏼 marketing 👏🏼 interns! 👏🏼
June 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Love watching Duke lose. Idk what else to say.
April 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Just know that when you’re “circling back after the holiday” on me this is who you’re circling back on.
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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This movie was terrible in every way. No chemistry. Bad plot. Meh acting. Detached from reality.

I loved it. 10/10 no notes.
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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Post 2 pictures with your better half. Dogs as a bonus!

@notonblueskychase

PS: RIP Berlin
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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controversially annoying man hunched with white text describing the daily battles of the IBS girlies
November 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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Took out the measuring tape to see how big a sectional could fit and our 75lb Pit/Mastiff mix started barking from uncontrollable fear. Domestication topples evolution every time 🤣
November 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Mmk let’s get it started or whatever P!nk said
August 18, 2023 at 11:48 PM