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allison
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picking colors at the end of the world

new orleans via indianapolis
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god they sound insufferaBLE

Had to edit it a bit to fit the alt text limit, but here’s a slightly clearer image & alt text summary
We are looking for a high energy person, a curious person, a resourceful person, a flexible person. If any of the offices or 11 pubs need help, you need to help NOW. We'll work your behind off yet this is not a $50+k position. If you need that kind of money, PLEASE don't apply, as that'll waste a lot of time. You will not convince us. The Rogue Nation is always on the lookout for hardcore unemployables. We hire revolutionaries who possess an unwillingness to follow the status quo. We go to the front of the fight and stay there. We require humor, speed, creativity, dedication and thick skin. Did we say speed? Did we say thick skin? Expect mischief, mayhem and chaos. Only those who are aggressive survive. Are you Rogue? • Rogues work hard • Rogues take risks. • Rogues are willing to shun titles and personal financial success in the pursuit of the greater good. • Rogues pursue the long shot. • Rogues have respect for diversity. • Rogues are never satisfied to rest on past laurels. • Rogues ignore the accepted patterns and blaze their own trails. • Rogues have raw talent and focus. • Rogues are honest with themselves and others. • Rogues are rebels. • Rogues have one foot in reality to let them get the job done, but they are led by their dreams. We do not plan, budget, forecast, or waste time on getting bigger. Ties are not recommended for the interview, which are banned by our dress code -- or would be if we had one. The following are banned words: great, excited, end-of-day, execute, throw down, great question, may I say something, may I ask a question, devil's advocate, on one hand, in the long term, depends, synergy, build brand awareness, dude, Oh my god, spaced it, 24/7, close the loop, working on, ball in my court, on my radar, proactive, dear, reach out, same page, brain storming, in progress, behind the eight-ball, etc. We have no HR department so may not have the answers you think we should have as a business. That's because we are not, we are a revolution.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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My fave Nora Ephron lore: she was telling ppl the identity of Deep Throat for yearssssss post-divorce and no one took her seriously. Fools!
Deep Throat and Me: Now It Can Be Told, and Not for the First Time Either For many years, I have lived with the secret of Deep Throat's identity. It has been hell, and I have dealt with the situation by telling pretty much anyone who asked me, including total strangers, who Deep Throat was. Not for nothing is indiscretion my middle name. By Nora Ephron, Contributor Author; Editor At Large, Huffington Post
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Sickos mascot meme: yes…hahaha….YES! As a Louisiana taxpayer, this LSU coaching search mess feels like our best chance to sink the political career of our dear governor yet. I hope this gets 100x messier and he gets 100x more involved. I don’t want these clowns running our next hurricane rebuild!
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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State of Kentucky has benched Mark Pope!
Tweet from Scott Hughes: BREAKING: Kentucky head coach Mark Pope has been selected for jury duty and is expected to miss the team's game against Louisville on Tuesday. Associate head coach Alvin Brooks III will serve as interim head coach if needed.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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today’s Oregon helmets have an eau de North Texas about them, no?
University of north texas helmets in action Today’s Oregon helmets (probably better pics out there but I’m leaving that journey of self discovery to you)
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Jack in 30 rock: THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED AT LEAST UNTIL CHENEY DIES, WHICH IS GONNA BE A LONG TIME FROM NOW. THAT MAN IS MOSTLY METAL. Aired 10/28/2008
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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one battle after another but it’s just LSU making any decision about anything
Less than 24 hours after LSU President Dr. Wade Rousse removed the interim tag from Verge Ausberry's title, the new leader appears to be backtracking. In an interview Wednesday with Piper Hutchinson of the Louisiana Illuminator, Rousse confirmed he will remove the interim tag and assess later. "I can't make a very good decision (about that) after being on the job for eight hours."
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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can’t beat the value or mouthfeel of a real deal @theonion.com print subscription
Rabbit digests latest print issue of The onion You just don’t get this level of satisfaction from chewing a phone, folks
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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“I finally understand the ending of the sixth sense. Those are the names of the people who worked on the movie” - Tracy Morgan
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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choosing to believe they couldn’t find the door at N7
Yokels! Rubes! What do you know about great Japanese/French fusion in a garden setting!
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Andrew card warning President Bush that Wazzu is 9/11 on 4th down this season
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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9/11 on 4th down? oh no!
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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is Rojas wearing Kendra Scott? have we already discussed this
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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and you’re right!!
Tweet from the archive: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friends house had more of a grownups drinking wine vibe
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Carl Radke, Soft Bar idea man
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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holy day of obligation-ass matchup
Notre Dame & Boston College football game, BYO litany of saints
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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what the hell, sure
breaking news: Scott Woodward kerplat
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Too much birthday, baybeeee
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Lisa Barlow, modern ambassador of New York via Draper
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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never forget!
Never fight Kevin Faulk, dummy
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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what a moment
Acc game intro logo graphic over b-roll of the Pacific Ocean at sunset Matchup graphics reminding us that this is an Atlantic Coastal Conference game over same gorgeous b-roll shot of the pacific, at night
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Jesus I see what you’ve done for other people and I want that for me
October 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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you did me a favor really, it’s been delightful to page thru hanif stuff this afternoon!!

Possibly this? It does feel like something I remember from his published work but post wise, this was all I had
Hanif twitter post, at what cost
September 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Guilty Remnant cult members dealing with loss in The Leftovers
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM