I did not know it was possible to eat pizza till you are pizza'd out but in college I learned the limit does exist.

Or when you go to bed! I am straight up nocturnal rn and loving it!!

Mother nature when they fire all the weather scientists...

I have a distinct memory, a core memory of jumping up and down on a trampoline as a kid to that song. My friends and I choregraphed a dance where we would fall and bounce back up in timing to the lyrics.

How was I complaining in any way? All my life I have been tub thumping.

Niche millenial joke