Allison Wacker
@allisonwacker.bsky.social
Oh my god. You don’t even know me
Camping world stadium but no camping allowed during EDC? Sounds like fake advertising.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Camping world stadium but no camping allowed during EDC? Sounds like fake advertising.
One of the hottest things a man can do is train glutes
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
One of the hottest things a man can do is train glutes
Disney world is just a place where age regression is acceptable
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Disney world is just a place where age regression is acceptable
I’m so fucking tired.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m so fucking tired.
Flirting when I don’t care comes so naturally to me. I love to do it.
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Flirting when I don’t care comes so naturally to me. I love to do it.
I can’t believe my ex is still rocking my last name.
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I can’t believe my ex is still rocking my last name.
The remove follower option on ig is top tier 🙂↕️
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The remove follower option on ig is top tier 🙂↕️
Ngl, I love pissing off gym bros
September 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ngl, I love pissing off gym bros
Petition to put TouchTunes in the gym
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Petition to put TouchTunes in the gym
If I ever live until 100 and they ask me what I did — I’m going to tell them I ate a box of blueberry little bites a night
August 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If I ever live until 100 and they ask me what I did — I’m going to tell them I ate a box of blueberry little bites a night
Honestly, I’m too busy to be sad
July 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Honestly, I’m too busy to be sad
I wish athletes cared more about their esthetics.. like some of these baseball players would really benefit from a little bit of lip filler
July 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I wish athletes cared more about their esthetics.. like some of these baseball players would really benefit from a little bit of lip filler
Planes are basically just flying waiting rooms.
July 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Planes are basically just flying waiting rooms.
I don’t think you all understand how hooked I am on this man… I turned down drunk kissing with a stranger… I love that shit… but was like “nope, don’t want to mess this up” 😭😭
July 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don’t think you all understand how hooked I am on this man… I turned down drunk kissing with a stranger… I love that shit… but was like “nope, don’t want to mess this up” 😭😭
Well… that’s 2 hours I’ll never get back #loveislandusa
July 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Well… that’s 2 hours I’ll never get back #loveislandusa
It’s a really hard night for me… I’ve ran out of little bites.
July 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s a really hard night for me… I’ve ran out of little bites.
Dude at bar: I’m so sorry I’m just giving you my back
Me: don’t worry, any angle of you is a great view 😘🤪
And that is how I got myself adopted for the evening 🤗
Me: don’t worry, any angle of you is a great view 😘🤪
And that is how I got myself adopted for the evening 🤗
July 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dude at bar: I’m so sorry I’m just giving you my back
Me: don’t worry, any angle of you is a great view 😘🤪
And that is how I got myself adopted for the evening 🤗
Me: don’t worry, any angle of you is a great view 😘🤪
And that is how I got myself adopted for the evening 🤗
I don’t wannna be your third. I also don’t want to make out with you for your boyfriend’s pleasure. Thanks though 😘
June 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don’t wannna be your third. I also don’t want to make out with you for your boyfriend’s pleasure. Thanks though 😘
Idk Taylor made the wrong choice. I don’t care.
June 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Idk Taylor made the wrong choice. I don’t care.
You know… I hate when a Honda civic isn’t being driven the way a Honda civic should…
June 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You know… I hate when a Honda civic isn’t being driven the way a Honda civic should…
Had the weirdest dream about learning how to French braid my own hair
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Had the weirdest dream about learning how to French braid my own hair
Huda…. Give this up please.
June 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Huda…. Give this up please.
First time being able to watch love island on the day it released
June 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
First time being able to watch love island on the day it released
Hannah was dumb to mess it up with Charlie…
June 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hannah was dumb to mess it up with Charlie…
Crazy to be staying with someone who thinks that you’re “out of shape” & puts all the responsibility on you to motivate THEM to go to the gym. Do better girl.
June 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Crazy to be staying with someone who thinks that you’re “out of shape” & puts all the responsibility on you to motivate THEM to go to the gym. Do better girl.