ngl i cant hear without my glasses 😭

i really respect when people say they want to live off the grid, but i just don’t. i love The Grid.

museums should have punch cards for people who live in their city and have to take visitors to the same places over and over and if you bring enough out of towners you get free entry and an açaí bowl or something

i feel like growing up i learned that texting during a movie is the rudest thing you can possibly do. now every time i go to the movies i always see multiple people on their phones, sometimes full brightness?? i won’t even check the time during a movie it feels morally wrong

i love when people have those cartons of water. i feel like it helps to destigmatize drinking milk in public. i DO NOT drink milk like that but it’s good for people who do