Just sit here and see if my dream comes true or not … right … ok… and have a normal reaction to every email notification

Now imagine me at the bar dressed as puddles pity party trying to explain to a Lorax and the puppet from Saw what a query is

I cry at my phone at least once a day

Live footage

Unless it is cool to have a mullet then yes it is intentional

That’s called learning. Look it up

Sometimes I joke that my pregnancy pillow was the best part of my pregnancy. My son is ok too but … pillow