allison
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
his achilles heel is being 2 cute n lovable to the point where he even attracts soulless demons, manifesting divine protection for his energy
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
his achilles heel is being 2 cute n lovable to the point where he even attracts soulless demons, manifesting divine protection for his energy
the attachment I have to YouTubers who peaked in 2015 but are still quietly making content for a niche audience needs to be studied
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the attachment I have to YouTubers who peaked in 2015 but are still quietly making content for a niche audience needs to be studied
weird thing about getting older is learning everything is fake. we don’t know how to measure rivers. gender is a ruse. the government has no guardrails. nobody has bothered to study women’s bodies. Ok ig
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
weird thing about getting older is learning everything is fake. we don’t know how to measure rivers. gender is a ruse. the government has no guardrails. nobody has bothered to study women’s bodies. Ok ig
I love how the people on Love is Blind are like “I’m telling you things I’ve never told anyone” and it’s like “my hamster died” lmao
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I love how the people on Love is Blind are like “I’m telling you things I’ve never told anyone” and it’s like “my hamster died” lmao
the summer I turned pretty is so messy—leave that poor family alone girl they’ve been through enough!
July 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the summer I turned pretty is so messy—leave that poor family alone girl they’ve been through enough!
I see your “10k steps a day to get snatched” and raise you: “10k steps a day to achieve something approaching normal mental health”
July 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I see your “10k steps a day to get snatched” and raise you: “10k steps a day to achieve something approaching normal mental health”
splitting the difference between watching love island and reading classics on these summer days
July 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
splitting the difference between watching love island and reading classics on these summer days
this would be grounds for annulment and jail time, bring back real lovers, jfc
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
this would be grounds for annulment and jail time, bring back real lovers, jfc
Did you know: if you were to take the secret lives of Mormon wives’ hair extensions and lay them out end to end they would circle the earth twice 🤯
May 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Did you know: if you were to take the secret lives of Mormon wives’ hair extensions and lay them out end to end they would circle the earth twice 🤯
love Ocean Vuong sm because he looks like the ethereal, transcendent poet he is and also like every other person you see on the street in Western Mass
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
love Ocean Vuong sm because he looks like the ethereal, transcendent poet he is and also like every other person you see on the street in Western Mass
did you guys know (hopefully you didn’t) that “skinny-tok” is a whole, very popular, subgenre of TikTok ft. skinny women wanting to maintain skinniness or lose even more weight? welcome back 2010’s ED tumblr I guess? If this isn’t a recession indicator idk what is
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
did you guys know (hopefully you didn’t) that “skinny-tok” is a whole, very popular, subgenre of TikTok ft. skinny women wanting to maintain skinniness or lose even more weight? welcome back 2010’s ED tumblr I guess? If this isn’t a recession indicator idk what is
really confusing time to be in your 30’s and thinking about the potential of having kids. like I know there’s no perfect time, but as millennials we seem to be hitting these milestones at particularly shitty times
April 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
really confusing time to be in your 30’s and thinking about the potential of having kids. like I know there’s no perfect time, but as millennials we seem to be hitting these milestones at particularly shitty times
90% tariff on my gaf. I’ve been giving f’s away far too cheaply
April 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
90% tariff on my gaf. I’ve been giving f’s away far too cheaply
they’re ignoring them *on purpose*. they do not care about anything but accumulating power and capital in their own hands. nothing they do is a ~policy blunder~ or failure of consideration—it is very considered. they care nothing for the public good. people need to get this through their heads.
There are 33m companies in the USA. Only 21k employe 500 or more. And they only make up 23% of workers.
Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.
Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
they’re ignoring them *on purpose*. they do not care about anything but accumulating power and capital in their own hands. nothing they do is a ~policy blunder~ or failure of consideration—it is very considered. they care nothing for the public good. people need to get this through their heads.
March was a rough year
March 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
March was a rough year
eating a nice breakfast is easily a top 5 activity. probably top 3
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
eating a nice breakfast is easily a top 5 activity. probably top 3
having a grey cat is so chic. she gives old money, the romanoffs; an editorial beauty
March 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
having a grey cat is so chic. she gives old money, the romanoffs; an editorial beauty
Severance isn’t the best show on tv right now because of its sci-fi conceit or show-stopping set pieces—its writing is so brilliant because it puts all of its characters in equally impossible circumstances and lets them be human
March 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Severance isn’t the best show on tv right now because of its sci-fi conceit or show-stopping set pieces—its writing is so brilliant because it puts all of its characters in equally impossible circumstances and lets them be human
saw Black Bag last night and it was very fun. Hope to be 1/8 as sexy as Cate Blanchett when I grow up
March 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
saw Black Bag last night and it was very fun. Hope to be 1/8 as sexy as Cate Blanchett when I grow up
but of course I want to go back, just enjoying this cheat
you actually don’t need to ever visit Ireland when Seamus Heaney poetry exists—it’s so visceral
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
but of course I want to go back, just enjoying this cheat
you actually don’t need to ever visit Ireland when Seamus Heaney poetry exists—it’s so visceral
March 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
you actually don’t need to ever visit Ireland when Seamus Heaney poetry exists—it’s so visceral
when he doesn’t ask me to be his international woman for international women’s day🔪❤️
March 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
when he doesn’t ask me to be his international woman for international women’s day🔪❤️
we finally finished the brutalist after three watch sessions and damn they really made a Film. score and cinematography ate.
March 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
we finally finished the brutalist after three watch sessions and damn they really made a Film. score and cinematography ate.
thinking about the not-so-distant arrival of porch beer weather today
March 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
thinking about the not-so-distant arrival of porch beer weather today