I can’t believe I let an unattractive fat fuck with a shitty personality treat me like I was hot dog shit between his toes for several years.
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I can’t believe I let an unattractive fat fuck with a shitty personality treat me like I was hot dog shit between his toes for several years.
Is his 🍆 small or is he just fat and his gut is in the way?
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Is his 🍆 small or is he just fat and his gut is in the way?
Influencers are never going to stop doing dumb shit and acting like fools. We as adults need to be smarter and realize we can’t crash out at Saks of whatever like that chick with the fake Boston accent did. And we can’t get super fat like people who have built their brand on being morbidly obese.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Influencers are never going to stop doing dumb shit and acting like fools. We as adults need to be smarter and realize we can’t crash out at Saks of whatever like that chick with the fake Boston accent did. And we can’t get super fat like people who have built their brand on being morbidly obese.
One of the biggest reasons I stayed with my ex was the hope things would get better. I had it in my head he was going to treat the next woman better than he treated me, thereby making me the problem that needed fixing. I have my problems, but I don’t owe him anything.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
One of the biggest reasons I stayed with my ex was the hope things would get better. I had it in my head he was going to treat the next woman better than he treated me, thereby making me the problem that needed fixing. I have my problems, but I don’t owe him anything.
I kind of feel bad about not being emotionally unavailable for this guy who’s interested in me, but I am emotionally unavailable. I’m actually just being myself at this point.
October 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I kind of feel bad about not being emotionally unavailable for this guy who’s interested in me, but I am emotionally unavailable. I’m actually just being myself at this point.
Okay, ex mother in law, go ahead and follow me on my alternate instagram, disregard that you’re blocked on my main account, I mean, you had no interest in me when I was married to your son, but go ahead and enjoy all the stories when I talk about how glad I am to not be part of your family anymore.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Okay, ex mother in law, go ahead and follow me on my alternate instagram, disregard that you’re blocked on my main account, I mean, you had no interest in me when I was married to your son, but go ahead and enjoy all the stories when I talk about how glad I am to not be part of your family anymore.
I like it when people buy my books and I didn’t even have to put on the clown shoes and do a little dance to get those sales.
September 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I like it when people buy my books and I didn’t even have to put on the clown shoes and do a little dance to get those sales.
I wrote this.
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I wrote this.
Five mg was too much. The hat man and the shadow man tried it, but they left.
August 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Five mg was too much. The hat man and the shadow man tried it, but they left.
At the end of the day, my departed mother loved me and was proud of me and yours never will.
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At the end of the day, my departed mother loved me and was proud of me and yours never will.
Need to update my name on my various accounts.
July 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Need to update my name on my various accounts.
Can we all decide to put the like button on the left, comment button in the middle and then share/repost on the right across all the platforms?
July 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Can we all decide to put the like button on the left, comment button in the middle and then share/repost on the right across all the platforms?
Someone needs to buy my house so I never have to see it again.
July 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Someone needs to buy my house so I never have to see it again.
Being hard to love is not a flex.
July 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Being hard to love is not a flex.
My first tattoo.
June 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My first tattoo.
In an effort to make myself fall back in love with my Claudius and Tessa series, I bought author copies and had AI draw up these monsters in the series. I absolutely do not use AI for anything other than fun. I don’t use it to to write and I don’t sell any of the pictures I have it draw.
June 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
In an effort to make myself fall back in love with my Claudius and Tessa series, I bought author copies and had AI draw up these monsters in the series. I absolutely do not use AI for anything other than fun. I don’t use it to to write and I don’t sell any of the pictures I have it draw.
I ordered something from Adam and Eve. It’s going to come tomorrow and so am I.
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I ordered something from Adam and Eve. It’s going to come tomorrow and so am I.
Yeah, you might miss him, but buy some stuff from Adam and Eve and remember he’s a shit head.
May 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yeah, you might miss him, but buy some stuff from Adam and Eve and remember he’s a shit head.
I’m more mad at myself for the years I’ve wasted on him. He was the same, showed his true colors and I believed he was different. He didn’t change, but I did. Not for the better either.
May 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m more mad at myself for the years I’ve wasted on him. He was the same, showed his true colors and I believed he was different. He didn’t change, but I did. Not for the better either.
Just because someone has been married a long time, doesn’t mean they’re happily married.
April 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just because someone has been married a long time, doesn’t mean they’re happily married.
My attention span has been ass this week. Starting my new job has been hard because I will get going and then I need to do something else.
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My attention span has been ass this week. Starting my new job has been hard because I will get going and then I need to do something else.
I start a new job Monday. I’ve only been at the job I’m currently working for eight years. I feel like I’m leaving a place I’ve been working for eight months.
April 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I start a new job Monday. I’ve only been at the job I’m currently working for eight years. I feel like I’m leaving a place I’ve been working for eight months.
I don’t want to follow any new writers.
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t want to follow any new writers.
Had a dream my head exploded at the same time my neck popped. So it was like hearing my skull chunks blow all over.
February 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had a dream my head exploded at the same time my neck popped. So it was like hearing my skull chunks blow all over.
Someone come and take me out of this life.
January 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Someone come and take me out of this life.