@allison-p.bsky.social
I swear I'm not a bot, I just haven't gotten around to adding a profile picture. (Note to self: update this once I add a profile picture.)
It's the estrogen. Seriously.
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It's the estrogen. Seriously.
Touch a bed of greens.
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Touch a bed of greens.
What is justice for the American people?
August 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What is justice for the American people?
They are rather fond of alliteration. Perhaps the next one should be called the "DeSantis Death Campus"?
August 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
They are rather fond of alliteration. Perhaps the next one should be called the "DeSantis Death Campus"?
A sphere is a surface. You are thinking of a ball, which is solid.
August 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A sphere is a surface. You are thinking of a ball, which is solid.
As a circle, it has 3 holes. As a sphere, it has four.
August 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As a circle, it has 3 holes. As a sphere, it has four.
The article is clearly written by AI with minimal, if any, editing.
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The article is clearly written by AI with minimal, if any, editing.
The president of Paramount. Not Trump.
July 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The president of Paramount. Not Trump.
Since not a single person has made it explicitly clear in these replies, this is a fake tweet posted as a joke.
July 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Since not a single person has made it explicitly clear in these replies, this is a fake tweet posted as a joke.
What is "Echi-no-idea" how to make a pun out of this?
July 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What is "Echi-no-idea" how to make a pun out of this?
This joke has no clear origin, but it definitely predates Monkey Island (whatever that is).
July 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This joke has no clear origin, but it definitely predates Monkey Island (whatever that is).
This does not have the same meaning.
July 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This does not have the same meaning.
All-timer episode. I really loved the "host the show" plaque. I thought it telegraphed the twist just the right amount. Instead of assuming that would be the whole twist, my mind wandered through dozens of possibilities.
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
All-timer episode. I really loved the "host the show" plaque. I thought it telegraphed the twist just the right amount. Instead of assuming that would be the whole twist, my mind wandered through dozens of possibilities.
Red states aren't the problem. Red voters are. What makes a state red these days is mostly a lack of cities.
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Red states aren't the problem. Red voters are. What makes a state red these days is mostly a lack of cities.
I did some more research, and I think that these people are probably not talking about process improvement. "Six sigma IQ" is the phrenologer's slang for "one in a billion".
July 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I did some more research, and I think that these people are probably not talking about process improvement. "Six sigma IQ" is the phrenologer's slang for "one in a billion".
I thought "sigma" was referring to standard deviations, i.e., IQ 190.
July 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I thought "sigma" was referring to standard deviations, i.e., IQ 190.
The 1940s are not part of this century.
July 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The 1940s are not part of this century.
That was an all-timer.
June 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That was an all-timer.
Kilowatts measure power, not energy. And a single AI query doesn't even use enough energy to warm up a slice of bread.
June 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Kilowatts measure power, not energy. And a single AI query doesn't even use enough energy to warm up a slice of bread.