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alligaytor-blood.bsky.social
🔞abandon all hope all ye who enter🔞
@alligaytor-blood.bsky.social
18+ ONLY!!!! Also don't repost anything from here plz-

Hi it's me, that person from tumblr who makes sad comics, here to offer you absolutely fucking stupid comics about spider boobs, perverted sheep, and ship art of Heket with a random side character!!
When "mushroom strapon" got recommended to me as a drawing prompt, I INSTANTLY knew it had to result in a hospital trip because like. Flimsy, breakable material, no flared base, worn by someone who has no idea what they're doing. This could've been avoided, but lamb needed it NOW apparently :')
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE CAUGHT THAT, sozo is like "what??" but STILL manages to procure the perfect mushroom for shamura's specifications. Truly a man dedicated to his craft.

not sure if there will be a continuation of this because drawing is hard recently, but if there is, I'll def go with that LMAOOO
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I WAS SEEING A LOT OF SHAVED LAMBS A WHILE BACK....THAT WOULD BE FUN TBH- you're so right, they would absolutely pull something like that. I have a doodle of them trying to wear a bikini but it just gets eaten by their wool, so maybe shaving one onto themself is the way to go :')
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Usually I have to mull over what I do with suggestions, but this one I visualized so clearly that I HAVE to work on it sometime. I'm imagining the experimentation is fun until the mushroom stem snaps in half, and then lamb has the most awkward hospital trip of all time. "I JUST FELL ON IT, I SWEAR!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is one of those comic ideas I'm frothing at the mouth to work on, but I just don't know how executioner's story is gonna play out in woolhaven yet, so I was gonna wait til that comes out first. But MARK MY WORDS I'm gonna find a way to make those two reunite bc I love them.....
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OMG...I HAD NOT CONSIDERED WHAT'D HAPPEN IF THE OTHER BISHOPS FOUND OUT TBH. I think they would be absolutely fucking furious but they can't like, reasonably DO anything about the situation 'cause they're just random mortal followers now? And the problematic in-law is LITERALLY a god. RIP
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
OH I THINK I GOT YOUR ASK ABOUT THAT, that's a good one tbh I gotta revisit it sometime. I already have a comic where their crown turns into a boombox so I can imagine that little mf breakdancing to just the worst fucking music ever, and everybody else goes "...yeah....they would listen to this"
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
omg I thought about doing that a while back, but didn't bc I didn't know how I'd actually depict other people's lambs + narinders. Candymagma's reply that my lamb should learn about it from the internet solves that, so I definitely gotta do this idea sometime LMAOO
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
SOMEDAY Narinder will stop taking constant L's in my comics but today is certainly not that day......I love drawing that goober pissed off and screaming about stuff LMAOOO
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
After nearly 2 years of drawing for this fandom, I'd be amazed if any narilamb shippers that follow me still thought there was a possibility those two would end up together in my art! My narinder SUCKS so it would've been funny, but the chemistry for shamura x lamb was already there :')
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
AHHH I'M GLAD THAT LINE STANDS OUT, I was very heavily debating if I should've even kept these panels because they're very tonally different from the rest of the comic? But that spider has been through SO MUCH and I wanted them to finally feel comfortable + worthy of affection for once kljsfsdjsdj
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Aww thank you!! I hadn't drawn NSFW art in forever and I was kinda embarrassed that I even wanted to, but the reception has been SO kind and everyone is very respectful. It's very healing because that hasn't been the case in the past for me...so I'm just glad to see you here as well as on tumblr!
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"I DO NOT LIKE THIS LAMB, SHAMURA. ITS SMUG AURA MOCKS ME!"

That was absolutely my favorite panel out of everything I drew in this whole comic hahahaha, the week(s) I spent working on it were worth it just to end on the panel of them doing the devious eyebrow wiggle
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
YESS at last, the good ending! Well BAD ENDING FOR NARINDER because lamb now has a really easy to way to get on his nerves, and they don't really get bored of irritating people....but very good ending for shamura and lamb!
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The voice is just residual psychosis because the purple crown is dead af; even with Shamura's head no longer split open, they still have some side effects to deal with. All the more reason they should have a happy ending and NOT murder their partner in this! ONE MORE PART TIL THE COMIC ENDS, WOOOoo
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
HAHAHA I haven't heard that yet, that's really funny. I'm not sure which specific lore you're referring to, but my lamb is definitely a little bastard most of the time, and shamura has committed MULTIPLE war crimes, yet those two ended up having my favorite chemistry somehow!
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The actual smut itself is over but the next part takes such a detour in terms of vibes, that I'm excited to see the reactions to the complete tonal whiplash >:)
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Still two more parts to go til the proper ending! Shamura's randomly going to wake up in the middle of the night and have a slight crisis, but for now they get to just cuddle with the Lamb until that happens <3
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM