Aloof Sharkington
@alliezpetshark.bsky.social
Anti genocide. Shark nose boop.
She/her
She/her
DTaP shots provided
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
DTaP shots provided
WANTED: Talented Negotiator. Experience preferred. Diverse language skills required. Starts immediately. Pay commensurate with outcome vis a vis blood spilled. Inquire within
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
WANTED: Talented Negotiator. Experience preferred. Diverse language skills required. Starts immediately. Pay commensurate with outcome vis a vis blood spilled. Inquire within
The phone is ringing. How did they get the number? I didn’t know we had a land line
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The phone is ringing. How did they get the number? I didn’t know we had a land line
They have the fort surrounded
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They have the fort surrounded
They’ve seen me!
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They’ve seen me!
Reposted by Aloof Sharkington
If your congressperson is not on this list, use this website to urge them to sign onto H.Res 876 today.
Tell Congress: Recognize and Punish Israel's Genocide in Gaza
Ask your Representative to co-sponsor the new resolution that would formally recognize Israel's genocide in Gaza and push the US to fulfill its legal duty to prevent and punish genocide.
punishgenocide.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If your congressperson is not on this list, use this website to urge them to sign onto H.Res 876 today.
He’s so cute
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He’s so cute
The play is about two married Columbia professors who didn’t know until 10/7/23 that one of them supports apartheid and genocide?! Wtf.
Are they married to each other?
Are they married to each other?
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The play is about two married Columbia professors who didn’t know until 10/7/23 that one of them supports apartheid and genocide?! Wtf.
Are they married to each other?
Are they married to each other?
“a clear majority of Palestinians oppose disarming Hamas. While that opposition is stronger in the West Bank, where 78% oppose disarming the group, it’s still strong in Gaza, where 55% oppose it.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“a clear majority of Palestinians oppose disarming Hamas. While that opposition is stronger in the West Bank, where 78% oppose disarming the group, it’s still strong in Gaza, where 55% oppose it.”
Trying to defuse now
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Trying to defuse now
Baby pope. Popito.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Baby pope. Popito.
You have to file those tiny little nails
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You have to file those tiny little nails
I tend to anger weaker people specifically to win at math
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I tend to anger weaker people specifically to win at math
From a mathematical standpoint you throw percentages around pretty freely.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
From a mathematical standpoint you throw percentages around pretty freely.
8001 enemies closer
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
8001 enemies closer