allie l.
@allietherese.bsky.social
Generally confused human | Elder Emo | ⚾️ Angels | 🏒 Ducks
Me at work:
Picard engineering tip: Don't allow the computer to push you around. Let it know who's boss.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me at work:
Narrator: She was irresponsible.
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Narrator: She was irresponsible.
I have the $400 Lego Enterprise-D in my cart and idk if I should be irresponsible with my money or not.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I have the $400 Lego Enterprise-D in my cart and idk if I should be irresponsible with my money or not.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
It’s hard to enjoy Stranger Things knowing that the one little shit is a Zionist.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s hard to enjoy Stranger Things knowing that the one little shit is a Zionist.
Currently in phase 2 of the Thanksgiving Cinematic Universe.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Currently in phase 2 of the Thanksgiving Cinematic Universe.
Where my cranberry sauce girlies at????
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Where my cranberry sauce girlies at????
Holy shit they just played Something Corporate in arena during the Ducks game.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Holy shit they just played Something Corporate in arena during the Ducks game.
Immediately got home from work and made a pumpkin pie (in the oven) and chocolate pecan cookies (dough chilling) and idk how I’m going to finish this I am tired.
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Immediately got home from work and made a pumpkin pie (in the oven) and chocolate pecan cookies (dough chilling) and idk how I’m going to finish this I am tired.
Got reminded of how it’s the one year anniversary of when I almost cut off a significant portion of my thumb. Which I still have not regained feeling in. But hey I still have all of my thumb!
Also Hot Frosty was bad.
Also Hot Frosty was bad.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got reminded of how it’s the one year anniversary of when I almost cut off a significant portion of my thumb. Which I still have not regained feeling in. But hey I still have all of my thumb!
Also Hot Frosty was bad.
Also Hot Frosty was bad.
Literally all of angels bsky rn
a group of cartoon characters are in a circle with a pentagram in the middle
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are in a circle with a pentagram in the middle
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November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Literally all of angels bsky rn
The accuracy. I cackled.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The accuracy. I cackled.
Goddamnit I can’t stop thinking about mashed potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Goddamnit I can’t stop thinking about mashed potatoes.
Drinking bourbon in the shower while shaving my legs is probably top 15 on the list of stupidest shit I’ve ever done. But that’s also just like… where I’m at in life rn.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Drinking bourbon in the shower while shaving my legs is probably top 15 on the list of stupidest shit I’ve ever done. But that’s also just like… where I’m at in life rn.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Actual footage of me trying to move one single stupid cable in this damn messy ass cabinet…
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Actual footage of me trying to move one single stupid cable in this damn messy ass cabinet…
Yet another pair of skinny jeans sacrificed on the altar of thick thighs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yet another pair of skinny jeans sacrificed on the altar of thick thighs.
2025 will go down in history as the year I decided to act 21 instead of 41 and then felt 81.
I have to drive home from Del Mar on a work night. The fuck was I thinking when I agreed to this.
I have to drive home from Del Mar on a work night. The fuck was I thinking when I agreed to this.
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
2025 will go down in history as the year I decided to act 21 instead of 41 and then felt 81.
I have to drive home from Del Mar on a work night. The fuck was I thinking when I agreed to this.
I have to drive home from Del Mar on a work night. The fuck was I thinking when I agreed to this.
ROUND THREE LFG
Jack’s Mannequin, MFEO Tour - round two!
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
ROUND THREE LFG
It’s Chloe’s world, I’m just sleeping in it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s Chloe’s world, I’m just sleeping in it.
Jack’s Mannequin, MFEO Tour - round two!
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Jack’s Mannequin, MFEO Tour - round two!
Y’all can call me Zlly now- I guess I have a new name.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Y’all can call me Zlly now- I guess I have a new name.
I got a new pitcher for cold brewing iced tea and I’m reasonably excited about it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I got a new pitcher for cold brewing iced tea and I’m reasonably excited about it.
This is becoming a Chris Kreider stan account.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is becoming a Chris Kreider stan account.