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Allie Sanders
@alliesanders.bsky.social
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I’m here to talk about kissing books and show off the cute shit I make. Neurospicy AF. 🩷💜💙
Writer of weird smut.
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Okay, fuck @zoeyorkwrites.bsky.social for making me cry at least a dozen times over the last two days. HOW VERY DARE!

The Ex-mas Breakup was so fucking good but it also wrecked me.
Screenshot of Netgalley audiobook player showing cover for Zoe York’s The Exmas Break Up Duet narration audiobook.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Psst… it’s stuff your ereader day.

www.romancebookworms.com
Get free peen June 20th only! Plus 1600+ other books at romancebookworms.com There is a cover of a majestic purple phallus rising into a purple and blue spacey sky from fluffy magenta clouds with the title “sentient Pen15 from outer space” in brilliant gold font. Cover art by Unfortunate Designs
June 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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@oliviawrites.bsky.social my kids helped me assemble my birthday present yesterday.

It is smol and cute! If you ever find space, I highly recommend.
Photo of a Lego pink typewriter with flowers coming out of it.
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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This is a terrible, terrible time to be on deadline. But I’m blessed with ARCs right now.
Screenshot of kindle library with ARCs of Zomromcom by Olivia Dade, Love at First Flight by Janine Amesta, and Caught Up by Navessa Allen
March 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Also happening tomorrow is #freethebooks2025 where a bunch of spicy romance authors on KU are setting their book for free because fuck censorship. You’ll probably find the most options by searching the hashtag on instagram.
FIGHT BOOK BANNING - FREE E-BOOKS! anti censorship protest Today only, check out the hashtag #FREETHEBOOKS2025 and grab tons of spicy, totally tree books trom authors lending their voices and stories to the fight against fascist, spicy book banning. The new political regime has made it clear that a war against the freedom to choose what we read is upon us. In protest of legislation making romantic and spicy books illegal, we ve decided to #FREETHEBOOKS, because the right to tree speech shouldn't just apply to bigoted ideals. Choosing whether or not to partake of spicy books should be OUR choice, not the government's. So «STUFFYOURBOOKHOLE and grab some free spicy books, and give the Fascist censorship plans TWO BIG MIDDLE FINGERS WAY UP. Free Sabrina cross Books: Corny, Snuggle, Tangled, Knotted, Pounded by the Pommel Horse, Christmas with the Monster #freethebooks2025
February 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Allow me to add…
bykenziejames "Fuck... I'm so close." But it's just me getting ready to hit my word count for the day. Quote posting: tillylebeckauthor "You can take it." But it's just me looking at my KDP dashboard. Quote Posting: 66 bibliodditiesfragrance: "You're so tight for me" but it's just me,
February 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hi to everyone who followed me because of the cosmo post.

I’m reading a book about priests who turn into veggies and fuck the parish cook.

But don’t worry, they’re MAGIC veggies so BV and Yeast Infections aren’t a thing.
A book cover with a cucumber standing erect with two ripe, red tomatoes placed in front of it. Pounded by Produce by GM Fairy
January 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Feeling the need to traumatize everyone with this Cosmo article again.
Purple text on a white background: Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters. Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
January 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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First up is Fluff by Nicole Parker. (Kyleverse Book 7)

Parker is keeping it weird and continuing with the “No Questions, Just Orgasms” policy.

I 100% bought a shirt based off of this book.

amzn.to/3C7qI5S #ad
Rainbow cover with white distressed edges. A white outline unicorn with a heart ear tag featured. FLUFF A SENTIENT OBIECT ROMANCE BY NICOLE PARKER
January 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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We’re swapping focus in 2025 and need to clear out some inventory.

$1 stickers, 25% off almost everything else.
$1 Sticker Sale! Plus 25% off Most of the Shop Stickers Ship Free when you spend $10! Ends 12/31 Sticker of a green frog with sparkles over its head and the phrase “I’m proud of you for doing your best” beneath it on a pink card. A happy emote face cat ghost sticker in bisexual flag colors on a pink card Sticker that says I heart audiobooks in blue text but the heart is created from pink earbuds on a pink card with a gold star background.
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Bow chicka
Furry green monster with a dad bod laying sprawled on a dark red couch. He has a red and white Santa hat over his junk and is holding a red rose to his face.
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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I turned some damaged books into my paper flowers.

They’re super pretty.

They also have readable smut words on them still.

Nugget just asked if we can give some to his teacher. 😭
October 3, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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I’m setting Corny to free this weekend to celebrate bi awareness week with my disaster bi characters if anyone wants to grab a copy! #romancelandia

books2read.com/sccorny/
September 21, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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Finally getting to use my yarn bowl from @nrlines.bsky.social! Isn’t it amazing?
September 7, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Forgot to take my laptop case off at work today.

Excuse me while I crawl under my desk and cry. 😭
Pink laptop case covered in inappropriate stickers such as “monster fudger” ghostface saying “just the tip, I promise” and “this Barbie reads monster porn”
September 5, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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But so I’m not nothing but complaints: I made some book flowers out of ruined signed copies today. And opened my WIP document for the first time since July.
Black and white photo of folded origami book page flowers
September 2, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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I’m doing a weird sort of fundraiser to help get my pop-up bookstore on its feet. If anyone is willing to help by donating a romance book, it would be greatly appreciated and we’re fully prepared to hype you from here until forever.
Donate a book, Make a Dream Come True! Happy Endings Only is becoming a pop up romance bookstore! We have some of the funding to make it happen but we wanted to try something a little different for our first fundraiser: we are asking authors to donate a book to our shelves to get us going! Donate a book, Make a Dream Come True! We will be doing author spotlights for anyone who donates, unhinged reviews, and sending our undying gratitude. Make a Dream Come True! If you'd like to donate a book please mail it to: Happy Endings Only 217 S Main St. Eaton Rapids, MI 48827 If you'd like to donate monetarily please consider donating to our Go Fund Me: https://gofund.me/5bbc8d08
August 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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I’m sharing this everywhere because I’m obsessed with it.

SOMEONE TOOK MY NOVELLAS AND MADE A CUSTOM HARDBOUND BOOK AND SENT IT TO ME! 😭😍❤️❤️❤️
Black hardcover book featuring a red skein of yarn and a crochet hook: Yarn and Monsters Books 1-4 Sabrina cross Back of a black leather bound hardcover with a candy corn, red ball of yarn, teddy bear, and tentacle. A True Love Spell Gone Wrong Corny Snaggle Tangled Knotted Black book with orange sprayed edges Orange end pages with black printed yarn, tentacle, teddy bear & candy corn. A hand is holding a built in bookmark with a wolf charm.
July 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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Save democracy, get a pretty bookmark. Everyone wins!

Peep my donation: www.32auctions.com/organization...
July 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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I’m a child…
July 1, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Day = Made! @adelebuck.com
Screenshot from netgalley book site with cover of Adele Buck’s The Anti-Social Season.
June 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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So, this happened and I’ll never get over it.
The genre is ... exactly what it sounds like. A (usually) human protagonist falls in love/lust with an object that has gained sentience via curse, magic spell, or other paranormal forces. Cassie Durand, who runs the aptly named TikTok account @UnfortunateReads, has reviewed everything from gingerbread-man smut to garden-gnome smut to glittery purple-Crocs smut. "I have a soft spot for Light Me Up by Sabrina Cross," says Durand, referring to a book that can be loosely described as Pixar-lamp erotica. "The entire story was born out of an unhinged Threads conversation I had with the author." 10. A woman wants to lose her virginity to a demon that's obviously trapped inside a crocheted octopus. Not real. Sounds like a book. The Cut: QUIZ | 7:00 A.M. The Best Smutty Love Interests Are ... Sentient Objects?
June 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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Celebrating Daddys with 50% off all stickers. We have over 300 to choose from on our Shopify store!

Happyendingsonly.com
June 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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@chaceverity.com because you deserve to see good things about you.
Screenshot of an instagram comment: monsterlovers_bookclub I LOVE Chace Verity
June 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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I’m procrastinating. 😂
June 7, 2024 at 10:34 PM