allie
@allieblue00.bsky.social
the place for brain dumps and cat pictures
There’s nothing more disappointing than a KitKat with no wafer. If I wanted a chocolate bar I would be eating something else
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There’s nothing more disappointing than a KitKat with no wafer. If I wanted a chocolate bar I would be eating something else
It’s the way I poured a bowl of cereal (no milk yet) and proceeded to tweak out for an hour before remembering that I needed to eat my cereal
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s the way I poured a bowl of cereal (no milk yet) and proceeded to tweak out for an hour before remembering that I needed to eat my cereal
There’s a mouse somewhere near my department making so much noise 💀little guy is begging to live because I think it might be in a trap 😭
August 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There’s a mouse somewhere near my department making so much noise 💀little guy is begging to live because I think it might be in a trap 😭
WHY IS THIS CAT LICKING MY PIZZA, OLIVER STOP PLEASE I BEG
July 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
WHY IS THIS CAT LICKING MY PIZZA, OLIVER STOP PLEASE I BEG
This god damn musical has me in a chokehold
July 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This god damn musical has me in a chokehold
Ok maybe people are on to something going out of their way to brown butter for cookies
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ok maybe people are on to something going out of their way to brown butter for cookies
I’ve always read ofc as “of course” not “of fucking course” 💀😂
June 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ve always read ofc as “of course” not “of fucking course” 💀😂
I always laugh when I see someone post something they think is so philosophically profound but 12 year olds would be posting that shit on tumblr. Like wow I saw this take over a decade ago but it’s cute that you’re trying.
June 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I always laugh when I see someone post something they think is so philosophically profound but 12 year olds would be posting that shit on tumblr. Like wow I saw this take over a decade ago but it’s cute that you’re trying.
Epic the musical finally got me, was bound to happen at some point but curiosity finally won
June 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Epic the musical finally got me, was bound to happen at some point but curiosity finally won
Not a customer leaving and going “happy-… wait are you *limp wrist*”
Me dying saying yes
“Girl me too!” 😂😂😂
Me dying saying yes
“Girl me too!” 😂😂😂
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not a customer leaving and going “happy-… wait are you *limp wrist*”
Me dying saying yes
“Girl me too!” 😂😂😂
Me dying saying yes
“Girl me too!” 😂😂😂
What about my whimsy gives off beer drinker to YouTube ads??? I’m never going to drink a fucking modelo or a michelob ultra
Also why is it in Spanish pls stop YouTube I don’t know what’s being said
Also why is it in Spanish pls stop YouTube I don’t know what’s being said
June 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What about my whimsy gives off beer drinker to YouTube ads??? I’m never going to drink a fucking modelo or a michelob ultra
Also why is it in Spanish pls stop YouTube I don’t know what’s being said
Also why is it in Spanish pls stop YouTube I don’t know what’s being said
a chirping smoke alarm is the bane of my existence, apartment maintenance come fast pls 😭
June 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
a chirping smoke alarm is the bane of my existence, apartment maintenance come fast pls 😭
The watermelon gods smiled at me today and Safeway did not fail me
May 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The watermelon gods smiled at me today and Safeway did not fail me
I’m convinced that my obsession with the 1999 DVD of “Annie” is the reason I consume so much found family
May 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m convinced that my obsession with the 1999 DVD of “Annie” is the reason I consume so much found family
I’m sorry tres leches lovers I can not get over the texture of mushy wet cake. The cream should not be more firm than the cake and this is a hill I’m ok dying on.
May 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m sorry tres leches lovers I can not get over the texture of mushy wet cake. The cream should not be more firm than the cake and this is a hill I’m ok dying on.
“That’s an old person thing” @jessie999.bsky.social
“Having vegetables?????” Me
“Having vegetables?????” Me
May 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“That’s an old person thing” @jessie999.bsky.social
“Having vegetables?????” Me
“Having vegetables?????” Me
Conversation between me and one of my coworkers
“I’m too short to get this, can you grab this for me”
“You’re not short Allie your like what 5’7””
*me staring at him in 5’4”*
“[coworker] how tall do you think you are”
“No no no that’s not- stop it”
“I’m too short to get this, can you grab this for me”
“You’re not short Allie your like what 5’7””
*me staring at him in 5’4”*
“[coworker] how tall do you think you are”
“No no no that’s not- stop it”
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Conversation between me and one of my coworkers
“I’m too short to get this, can you grab this for me”
“You’re not short Allie your like what 5’7””
*me staring at him in 5’4”*
“[coworker] how tall do you think you are”
“No no no that’s not- stop it”
“I’m too short to get this, can you grab this for me”
“You’re not short Allie your like what 5’7””
*me staring at him in 5’4”*
“[coworker] how tall do you think you are”
“No no no that’s not- stop it”
What’s with uber eats drivers being shit at directions, door dash never pulled this shit with me. WHY are you on the other side of the complex when I told you to not go past the roundabout 🙂
May 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What’s with uber eats drivers being shit at directions, door dash never pulled this shit with me. WHY are you on the other side of the complex when I told you to not go past the roundabout 🙂
It’s the way Smokey will lock himself in the bathroom and then start screaming as if surprised that it just happened
May 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’s the way Smokey will lock himself in the bathroom and then start screaming as if surprised that it just happened
today was bull shit i’m getting a silly treat
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
today was bull shit i’m getting a silly treat