AW but not a Root Beer
@alli-ward.bsky.social
Balloon hater. Average recreational piano player. Environmental enthusiast & vegetarian. Stereotypical millennial rescue dog mom. Of rural lands, longtime DC resident, soon to be swing-state voter.
I feel your pain as I recently encountered A SOCKED FOOT on MY ARMREST during an intercontinental flight and have since been questioning everything I ever thought I knew about humanity (which, to be fair, I was already doing because it’s 2025, but *appalling* nonetheless).
September 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I feel your pain as I recently encountered A SOCKED FOOT on MY ARMREST during an intercontinental flight and have since been questioning everything I ever thought I knew about humanity (which, to be fair, I was already doing because it’s 2025, but *appalling* nonetheless).
In case anyone was wondering how my day was I AM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE after almost stepping on the biggest NOPE that has ever NOPED (thankfully got the dogs on their leashes immediately)
In all seriousness I’ve never seen a fatter rattlesnake in my life. Don’t let anyone ever tell you NJ isn’t wild
In all seriousness I’ve never seen a fatter rattlesnake in my life. Don’t let anyone ever tell you NJ isn’t wild
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In case anyone was wondering how my day was I AM LUCKY TO BE ALIVE after almost stepping on the biggest NOPE that has ever NOPED (thankfully got the dogs on their leashes immediately)
In all seriousness I’ve never seen a fatter rattlesnake in my life. Don’t let anyone ever tell you NJ isn’t wild
In all seriousness I’ve never seen a fatter rattlesnake in my life. Don’t let anyone ever tell you NJ isn’t wild
My StoryGraph summary may say more about me than I’d like
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My StoryGraph summary may say more about me than I’d like
This is what I get Instagram ads for, in case anyone was wondering.
This and dog supplies.
This and dog supplies.
July 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is what I get Instagram ads for, in case anyone was wondering.
This and dog supplies.
This and dog supplies.
Me, the day before inauguration and…also me, five months later
*so things are going well*
*so things are going well*
July 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me, the day before inauguration and…also me, five months later
*so things are going well*
*so things are going well*
I mean, it should be parody, but then I checked his X account and…it is indeed a real tweet
April 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I mean, it should be parody, but then I checked his X account and…it is indeed a real tweet
Well. We always knew the big law pro bono check was going to be cashed the worst way imaginable:
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Well. We always knew the big law pro bono check was going to be cashed the worst way imaginable:
Y'all imagine being so kool-aided out, so heavy on the sauce, so wildly indoctrinated that you are willing to not only piss off -- but be found in contempt of court by -- a man who looks like this:
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Y'all imagine being so kool-aided out, so heavy on the sauce, so wildly indoctrinated that you are willing to not only piss off -- but be found in contempt of court by -- a man who looks like this:
How about we go with this instead
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How about we go with this instead
when I checked the bad site today this is what I got, no lie:
April 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when I checked the bad site today this is what I got, no lie:
I don't use it anymore, but I do still have my Twitter account and check it occasionally. Today I went over there to see what is happening in our alternate reality, and I searched "idiot" - I don't even know why. This is what comes up first when you search that:
April 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don't use it anymore, but I do still have my Twitter account and check it occasionally. Today I went over there to see what is happening in our alternate reality, and I searched "idiot" - I don't even know why. This is what comes up first when you search that:
Pikachu was in DC and it made my day when I saw him
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Pikachu was in DC and it made my day when I saw him
April 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All I wanted was a pikachu and the universe delivered #handsoffdc #nationalmall
April 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All I wanted was a pikachu and the universe delivered #handsoffdc #nationalmall
Internet, on the subject of Trump as a wannabe dictator, I need you all to know my boomer formerly-Republican Dad made this circa 2018:
March 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Internet, on the subject of Trump as a wannabe dictator, I need you all to know my boomer formerly-Republican Dad made this circa 2018:
Texting with family about Trump’s attacks on big law and this is how my Dad swoops into the group chat:
March 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Texting with family about Trump’s attacks on big law and this is how my Dad swoops into the group chat:
Only if we can come up with a better book title and cover than this
March 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Only if we can come up with a better book title and cover than this
Cincinnati, Ohio: just one example of life in America before and after highways. I swear to God this picture is the underpinning of so much that is wrong with us as a society.
March 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Cincinnati, Ohio: just one example of life in America before and after highways. I swear to God this picture is the underpinning of so much that is wrong with us as a society.
Highkey can someone read the definition of terrorism to Stephen Miller - particularly where it says “the unlawful use of intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims” - and then can we deport this entire administration accordingly? Thank you for coming to my TED talk
March 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Highkey can someone read the definition of terrorism to Stephen Miller - particularly where it says “the unlawful use of intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims” - and then can we deport this entire administration accordingly? Thank you for coming to my TED talk
From @altnps.bsky.social FB page, in case anyone was wondering
February 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
From @altnps.bsky.social FB page, in case anyone was wondering
If you live in one of the following districts: your singular job is to make these people rue the day they were born until they publicly support the U.S. Constitution and denounce the approach Musk and Trump are taking. Call them until your phone breaks.
February 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you live in one of the following districts: your singular job is to make these people rue the day they were born until they publicly support the U.S. Constitution and denounce the approach Musk and Trump are taking. Call them until your phone breaks.
So me, undertaking my civic duty to try to inform the ppl I went to high school with who still live in their small town rural bubble of said coup, have now undertaken a mission which will undoubtedly leave me with a *more* unhinged reputation amongst these ppl than I already had (which is fine)
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So me, undertaking my civic duty to try to inform the ppl I went to high school with who still live in their small town rural bubble of said coup, have now undertaken a mission which will undoubtedly leave me with a *more* unhinged reputation amongst these ppl than I already had (which is fine)
Logging off regularly and doing small good things for people we love, our communities, the environment, and ourselves.
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Logging off regularly and doing small good things for people we love, our communities, the environment, and ourselves.
