*goes out in a blaze of mediocrity*

having mommy issues is lethal, thankfully i also have daddy issues so that balances me out to an average person (i think?)

I used a neural network approach (my brain) to develop a predictive model (squinting at the data) that yielded robust conclusions (vibes)

i was truly born to just nap in the sunshine

opposite of a tummy ache survivor………….. a tummy ache subcummer

i don’t think it’s very fair that i’ve had a dream about grant o’brien but he hasn’t had one about me