@allfournothing.bsky.social
Completely untethered from reality.
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Completely untethered from reality.
he's going to die in vain yapping about a $1B ballroom no one cares about
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
he's going to die in vain yapping about a $1B ballroom no one cares about
We all bitched about eggs and he can't comprehend that was one piece of a large problem because he thinks "groceries" is some kind of abstract idea
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We all bitched about eggs and he can't comprehend that was one piece of a large problem because he thinks "groceries" is some kind of abstract idea
It can be hard to accept, but some of the very best people/things in this world can also be very annoying.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It can be hard to accept, but some of the very best people/things in this world can also be very annoying.
Hah! I knew REAL ID was a grift.
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hah! I knew REAL ID was a grift.
Really appreciate the obsession over the old man hands. It has to bother him, and I like that.
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Really appreciate the obsession over the old man hands. It has to bother him, and I like that.
This is the same logic I applied at 14, right after smoking weed out of an apple on my friend's mom's couch.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is the same logic I applied at 14, right after smoking weed out of an apple on my friend's mom's couch.
Wait but they get mad at people for using food stamps for pretty much anything but broccoli
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Wait but they get mad at people for using food stamps for pretty much anything but broccoli
I second this one! Easy to customize to taste and no bad reviews yet.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I second this one! Easy to customize to taste and no bad reviews yet.
🎶 "now that we all live in a Nigerian prince scam" stuck in my head since the inauguration
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🎶 "now that we all live in a Nigerian prince scam" stuck in my head since the inauguration
Oh he is deep in those Epstein files and looking to rebrand
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Oh he is deep in those Epstein files and looking to rebrand
Feeds the soul
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Feeds the soul
Bizarrely, the 2025 War on Christmas was started by a "conservative" Bible salesman of all people.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bizarrely, the 2025 War on Christmas was started by a "conservative" Bible salesman of all people.
I don't know what he did, but he definitely did it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don't know what he did, but he definitely did it.
Realizing you can not read this shitty book is so freeing.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Realizing you can not read this shitty book is so freeing.
Old "LinDseY'S a VeRy GoOD aTtoRnEy" looking ass president
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Old "LinDseY'S a VeRy GoOD aTtoRnEy" looking ass president
I say this with the full weight of big naturals behind it: if you're still putting on an ICE uniform, you're a bitch, and a disappointment to every decent woman that's ever crossed your path.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I say this with the full weight of big naturals behind it: if you're still putting on an ICE uniform, you're a bitch, and a disappointment to every decent woman that's ever crossed your path.
And pretend for the sake of argument that rooting out sexual predators from the upper echelon doesn't win an election. Okay? Do it anyway.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
And pretend for the sake of argument that rooting out sexual predators from the upper echelon doesn't win an election. Okay? Do it anyway.