Void Kong
@allforvoidco.bsky.social
You can call me MR PRESIDENT!
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social
//Writer is 19, no lewd, but might involve some allusions to killing
I dunno, but I wanna put them all in a little EXE zoo and show them off to the public!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I dunno, but I wanna put them all in a little EXE zoo and show them off to the public!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
It’ll be my best venture yet!
(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.)
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
(As more creatures flee, a shrill voice can be heard.)
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
COME ON, COME ON, DOUBLE TIME,
DO WHAT I DONT PAY YOU FOR!
Try me, I dare you.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Try me, I dare you.
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
(Couldn’t find a template, like for a rival interaction!)
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
(Couldn’t find a template, like for a rival interaction!)
Oooooookay, how can I get you to leave without motivating you to jump me in my sleep?
September 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oooooookay, how can I get you to leave without motivating you to jump me in my sleep?
What, you think I’m actually SCARED?
I only jumped ‘cuz you jumpscared me!
I only jumped ‘cuz you jumpscared me!
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
What, you think I’m actually SCARED?
I only jumped ‘cuz you jumpscared me!
I only jumped ‘cuz you jumpscared me!
(He’s playing a copy of MHOJ2.)
Ooooo yeah, this man’s gonna get me to Number 1 Hero!
(He then glances behind him to see Edd, jumping back in fear, hiding behind the tv he has in his robot.)
AHH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Ooooo yeah, this man’s gonna get me to Number 1 Hero!
(He then glances behind him to see Edd, jumping back in fear, hiding behind the tv he has in his robot.)
AHH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
(He’s playing a copy of MHOJ2.)
Ooooo yeah, this man’s gonna get me to Number 1 Hero!
(He then glances behind him to see Edd, jumping back in fear, hiding behind the tv he has in his robot.)
AHH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Ooooo yeah, this man’s gonna get me to Number 1 Hero!
(He then glances behind him to see Edd, jumping back in fear, hiding behind the tv he has in his robot.)
AHH! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Same thing!
(He seems to have a realization.)
Oooooooh, you’re a brony? C’mooon, spit it out, kid!
(He seems to have a realization.)
Oooooooh, you’re a brony? C’mooon, spit it out, kid!
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Same thing!
(He seems to have a realization.)
Oooooooh, you’re a brony? C’mooon, spit it out, kid!
(He seems to have a realization.)
Oooooooh, you’re a brony? C’mooon, spit it out, kid!
(Like to see what Void would steal from your muse!)
September 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
(Like to see what Void would steal from your muse!)
Wait, what happened to K.Rool? I hear it’s something good!
August 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wait, what happened to K.Rool? I hear it’s something good!
Man, I feel like a million Banandium chips today!
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Man, I feel like a million Banandium chips today!
SOMEONE?!
DESTROY THE WORLD?!
BUT I WAS GONNA TAKE IT FIRST!
DESTROY THE WORLD?!
BUT I WAS GONNA TAKE IT FIRST!
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
SOMEONE?!
DESTROY THE WORLD?!
BUT I WAS GONNA TAKE IT FIRST!
DESTROY THE WORLD?!
BUT I WAS GONNA TAKE IT FIRST!
Oh, oh! I heard the perfect thing to say to something like this!
Must’ve been the wind.
(He’s just trolling.)
Must’ve been the wind.
(He’s just trolling.)
August 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh, oh! I heard the perfect thing to say to something like this!
Must’ve been the wind.
(He’s just trolling.)
Must’ve been the wind.
(He’s just trolling.)
Im the president of a worldwide oil corporation!
Compared to me, YOU’RE BROKE!
Compared to me, YOU’RE BROKE!
August 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Im the president of a worldwide oil corporation!
Compared to me, YOU’RE BROKE!
Compared to me, YOU’RE BROKE!
That Disney guy wants to play rough, huh?
(He’s finishing up a rickety gun that’ll probably blow up immediately, bro has no engineering experience.)
(He’s finishing up a rickety gun that’ll probably blow up immediately, bro has no engineering experience.)
August 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That Disney guy wants to play rough, huh?
(He’s finishing up a rickety gun that’ll probably blow up immediately, bro has no engineering experience.)
(He’s finishing up a rickety gun that’ll probably blow up immediately, bro has no engineering experience.)
Easy! I’m going to reprogram them to-
STUPID?! HOW DARE YOU!
STUPID?! HOW DARE YOU!
August 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Easy! I’m going to reprogram them to-
STUPID?! HOW DARE YOU!
STUPID?! HOW DARE YOU!
What are you talking about? I got no idea what you mean, but everything will belong to me!
August 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What are you talking about? I got no idea what you mean, but everything will belong to me!
Back in my hayday, I had employees who did this all for me! Then the stupid ape came in and ruined my plans!
Then the moment I thought I was back on track, a fat crocodile beats me up and traps me in my own machine!
Then the moment I thought I was back on track, a fat crocodile beats me up and traps me in my own machine!
August 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Back in my hayday, I had employees who did this all for me! Then the stupid ape came in and ruined my plans!
Then the moment I thought I was back on track, a fat crocodile beats me up and traps me in my own machine!
Then the moment I thought I was back on track, a fat crocodile beats me up and traps me in my own machine!
Yeah, you get it, hahaaaaaaaa….
July 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah, you get it, hahaaaaaaaa….
How many golden bananas for a lifetime supply?
July 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How many golden bananas for a lifetime supply?