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Jason Zurek
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TV storyboard artist/director. Used to be a robot shipper. 50% secrets/50% miserable pile.
Could definitely see myself decreeing season 2 of Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You're laughing? These companies are losing billions of dollars and you're laughing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Followed by, "if, in the process of getting rid of the Nazi tattoo, you reveal you had a SECOND Nazi tattoo, maybe it just wasn't meant to be."
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
As a Gradius kid, I wish the Vic Viper came across my timeline more often, haha. This rules Servan!
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by Jason Zurek
Also, Makoto Yukimura said trans rights.
October 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Doesn't help when they give you the parry indicator a full second too early.
September 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If it's the same algorithm Amazon pushes at Whole Foods, it substitutes by trying to price-match instead of finding a similar product. It substituted several pounds of ground beef instead of a ribeye for us (same price!).

It's been said before, but we are living in the dumbest dystopia.
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
TMNT did it.
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I like how the piss tint is the new obvious tell, like the terrible hands used to be.
July 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They make a product called Thickles and I'm here for this level of quality intersecting with stupid, cheesy branding:
July 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
These look amazing!
July 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Would you believe the blu-ray of Bloodlust only has the English audio? It was definitely a thing these guys were going for in the early '00s.
July 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM