Alex Vonnichts
@allennemo.bsky.social
Invader-spattered genetically robust domesticated corn god
“Cardiac Tapenade”
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“Cardiac Tapenade”
To Cheryl Hines: “Do you feel like all you wanted was Camelot, and you got the Monkey’s Paw version?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
To Cheryl Hines: “Do you feel like all you wanted was Camelot, and you got the Monkey’s Paw version?”
“Homophobia isn't fear of gays. It's fear you may BE gay. It should be called: "I'M A HOMO-PHOBIA*…All they can do is introduce you to a fabulous new world by letting you know the magic was in you all along.”
@NatBaimel
@NatBaimel
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Homophobia isn't fear of gays. It's fear you may BE gay. It should be called: "I'M A HOMO-PHOBIA*…All they can do is introduce you to a fabulous new world by letting you know the magic was in you all along.”
@NatBaimel
@NatBaimel
Great album, I think the way the sky and clouds appears is what was reminiscent.
September 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Great album, I think the way the sky and clouds appears is what was reminiscent.
Classic Recycling USDOT 4224804 is a contractor at the Everglades ICE Detention Center and illegally covering up their numbers while in operation @miamiherald.com dot.report/usdot/4224804
July 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Classic Recycling USDOT 4224804 is a contractor at the Everglades ICE Detention Center and illegally covering up their numbers while in operation @miamiherald.com dot.report/usdot/4224804
Jonathan Joss’ family home was likely set on fire due to arson, killing two beloved dogs in January. SAPD uses its bully pulpit to call widowed victim’s claims of severe homophobia and inaction lies. Local news KSAT doesn’t even mention rampant homophobia. Welcome to Texas, Happy Pride.
June 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Jonathan Joss’ family home was likely set on fire due to arson, killing two beloved dogs in January. SAPD uses its bully pulpit to call widowed victim’s claims of severe homophobia and inaction lies. Local news KSAT doesn’t even mention rampant homophobia. Welcome to Texas, Happy Pride.
I’m new to this getting abuse online thing. Guy tells me “kill yourself faggot” and then bravely blocks me. But of course I have receipts.
So Gabriel Rubelcava of the Los Angeles area, might this show up on a Google Search for you? www.behance.net/GabrielRubal...
So Gabriel Rubelcava of the Los Angeles area, might this show up on a Google Search for you? www.behance.net/GabrielRubal...
April 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m new to this getting abuse online thing. Guy tells me “kill yourself faggot” and then bravely blocks me. But of course I have receipts.
So Gabriel Rubelcava of the Los Angeles area, might this show up on a Google Search for you? www.behance.net/GabrielRubal...
So Gabriel Rubelcava of the Los Angeles area, might this show up on a Google Search for you? www.behance.net/GabrielRubal...
Bane of my existence: scanning the key at the prompt and repeatedly getting one of these idiotic notification instead of reading as a security key. Thx, Apple.
March 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bane of my existence: scanning the key at the prompt and repeatedly getting one of these idiotic notification instead of reading as a security key. Thx, Apple.
Via @triangleradicalevents on Instagram (I will fix the alt text when on my computer, sorry)
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Via @triangleradicalevents on Instagram (I will fix the alt text when on my computer, sorry)
Some small Hispanic woman with dyed, relaxed or ironed hair in her 40s-60s answers my question that she doesn’t know me. I very much was polite but direct. Left it at that. Who does that? The lot was empty on that side. It was just weird.
January 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Some small Hispanic woman with dyed, relaxed or ironed hair in her 40s-60s answers my question that she doesn’t know me. I very much was polite but direct. Left it at that. Who does that? The lot was empty on that side. It was just weird.
Even the sweetest of kitties looks a bit scary in PredatorVision
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Even the sweetest of kitties looks a bit scary in PredatorVision
One of my main emotional support dead guys. I haven’t had the heart to move David Lynch to this column yet. It took me 3 weeks for DB.
January 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One of my main emotional support dead guys. I haven’t had the heart to move David Lynch to this column yet. It took me 3 weeks for DB.
No wonder you’re mad at the world.
January 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No wonder you’re mad at the world.
9 years ago today on his 69th birthday, David Bowie’s final album of new material Black Star was released.
Two days later, I began weeks of unexpectedly poignant mourning learning of his passing at 2AM via a friend’s urgent sms.
Two days later, I began weeks of unexpectedly poignant mourning learning of his passing at 2AM via a friend’s urgent sms.
January 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
9 years ago today on his 69th birthday, David Bowie’s final album of new material Black Star was released.
Two days later, I began weeks of unexpectedly poignant mourning learning of his passing at 2AM via a friend’s urgent sms.
Two days later, I began weeks of unexpectedly poignant mourning learning of his passing at 2AM via a friend’s urgent sms.
One of the reasons I don’t pay for Apple News is because it funds and pushes the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal. Don’t like their gilded misinformation? Block it. But the famously fussy design oriented company doesn’t let you forget it.
December 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM
One of the reasons I don’t pay for Apple News is because it funds and pushes the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal. Don’t like their gilded misinformation? Block it. But the famously fussy design oriented company doesn’t let you forget it.
Stolen from @notbaddan the NYC shooting suspect #denydefenddepose #theadjuster #thesilencer #coslay #luigi #deny #defend #depose
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Stolen from @notbaddan the NYC shooting suspect #denydefenddepose #theadjuster #thesilencer #coslay #luigi #deny #defend #depose
You’re certainly free to move where your single jilted opinion would be more welcome, say Uganda or Twitter. But something tells me you just want to feel SOMETHING today from SOMEONE, even negative attention. But nobody owes you anything. Need a hug, though? No gay stuff, you’re not my type.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
You’re certainly free to move where your single jilted opinion would be more welcome, say Uganda or Twitter. But something tells me you just want to feel SOMETHING today from SOMEONE, even negative attention. But nobody owes you anything. Need a hug, though? No gay stuff, you’re not my type.