Allen Hilton
allenhilton.bsky.social
Allen Hilton
@allenhilton.bsky.social
Cook, photographer, pit crew for romance author, traveller & motor sport enthusiast
That's one way to up your fibre intake
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If you can find them. The Meaning of Liffe. The Deeper Meaning of Liffe and After Liffe are full of placenames and their meanings Just the thing for the downstairs loo.
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"Glud" (n) The pinkidh mulch found inthe bottom of a lady's handbag.

The deeper meaning of Liffe. Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Who he?Just asking.
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did it?
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I tried growing it from seed with terrible reults, very few plants at all. Now they have self seeded all over the garden, growing in the gravel path, in the cracks between paving stones, everywhere. I love it.
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I had to agree with the woman standing next to me who opined that there should be no Christmes tat displayed before December 1.
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
More lika a bloody gallop.
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Brave!
September 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just catching up after afew weeks away. I cut back any long shoots in after flowering, and then again about now - I got back to a real tangle. I leave heavy pruning until all the leaves have fallen, then you can see what you are doing.
September 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"No, tis merely a scratch."
June 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Now I must go away and put some potatoes on to bake. Bye.
June 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Enjoy
June 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now you're talking my language. Don't spill any.
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Depends on your definition of small....
June 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
And your choice of wine with this?
June 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One of my jobs for today was to replace the guttering on the newly painted porch, but I've had to postpone it because it's bloody raining.
June 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
And she has a BA degree in Political Science!
May 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I never wanted to hear from him in the first place.
May 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Or why towels need washing when all you use them for is to dry youself after washing.
May 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Makes my teeth ache just looking at it.
April 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM