Allen Garvin
allengarvin.bsky.social
Allen Garvin
@allengarvin.bsky.social
Old Unix guy, viol player, cat spoiler, Cisco employee. See https://dfwviols.com for my cinquecento music (mostly madrigali) transcriptions.
My favorite christmas carol!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PVP...
Suddenly It's Christmas
YouTube video by Loudon Wainwright III - Topic
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November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They're consistently funnier when a Republican is president, many people have noted.

Not that this is timely, but it's still one of my Bab Bee favorites:
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Interesting basket of typical foods used to measure core floor inflation....
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I didn't realize law apprenticeships were still a thing! It feels so 19th century.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You're only 7 years older than me. I had fun at every job I held back then. But it was tough if your car broke down or you were out of work, as I was in 89 when the recession hit early in TX (because of oil). Lost my electricity, only ate because I had friends that helped, barely made rent.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
White cans labeled "BEER" at H.E.B.

Yeah, people think HEB is this high-end Texas grocery store. I used to go there in the 80s just to enjoy the AC that I didn't have in my apartment and for the $1.99 six-packs of generic BEER.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Now we wait for the inevitable unsigned unexplained grant from SCOTUS staying the order, leaving everyone in the dark about the reasons why and without any guidance for the future.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Vibes of "South postpones rising again for another year".
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Possibly amusing thing her: men not realizing that repealing the 19th does nothing by itself. You still have to convince states to follow up.

Repealing the 19th just means states can disenfranchise by sex. Congrats incels: states may then choose to block men from voting!
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
THERE'LL ALWAYS RE Aᴎ ENGLAND tears me up every time!
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hey Low Quality Facts, why couldn't the leopard play Hide & Seek????

BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS SPOTTED!
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
... How does this come about? "Grok, design me an edgy parade float?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why is he riding forwards??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q9S...
Baby Monkey : Official video (Riding on a pig backwards)
YouTube video by UnicornMoobs
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October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Criswell that made it happen?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._A._C...
W. A. Criswell - Wikipedia
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October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Il talismano! very nice.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The exact same thing for me, in east Texas. My dad's favorite cousins, who visited all the time, became my uncles & aunts.

I had a real aunt, but she was older and we weren't close.
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Inauthentic behaviors? Did you eat a burger with mustard?
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There are wonders unknown in the western hemisphere.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Something like?
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I can remember this being proposed in the 80s, but it was going to be to illuminate city squares, not some rich person's personal property.
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
OMG be very careful about those loops. Every one of my cats at one time or another have gotten tangled in them and then raced around the house hissing crazily and made me feel super guilty I didn't clip 'em with scissors!
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm guessing this is the Gesualdo Six?

I missed them in Dallas today from just being too exhausted after getting back an AZ workshop followed up by an Irish workshop here.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Venexia holds the key! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopine
Chopine - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM