AllenAlchemy (TTV)
@allenalchemy.bsky.social
I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog
One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!
September 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!
I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and ..
June 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I swear I heard "f**got" out of absolutely nowhere, then I looked around my room, and ..
My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol
Realtor teas
Realtor teas
June 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My department at work got us a photographer for LinkedIn / bio headshots lol
Realtor teas
Realtor teas
Fit into 36" pants again this morning.
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fit into 36" pants again this morning.
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Steps.
(I also go to CrossFit 2-3x a week and sometimes a normie gym but for weight loss, these alone were absolutely not working.)
Clocked at the gig
May 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Clocked at the gig
May 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How out of touch am I that these don't seem toooooo bad for theme park prices?
May 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
How out of touch am I that these don't seem toooooo bad for theme park prices?
Found a store that is 100% blind boxes.. infuriating. Let me buy my plastic weeaboo uwu kawaii bullshit in peace, without gambling. That said:
(Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social)
(Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social)
May 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Found a store that is 100% blind boxes.. infuriating. Let me buy my plastic weeaboo uwu kawaii bullshit in peace, without gambling. That said:
(Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social)
(Cc: @mikedeft.bsky.social)
CrossFit has the boojina literally so sweaty rn
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
CrossFit has the boojina literally so sweaty rn
The devil couldn't reach me, so he sent ..
March 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The devil couldn't reach me, so he sent ..
Name is Allen but responds to most gay slurs in a pinch
March 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Name is Allen but responds to most gay slurs in a pinch
Imagine pulling up to the club like
March 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Imagine pulling up to the club like
March 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Belize or w/e
February 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Belize or w/e
You're neurotypical? More like
February 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You're neurotypical? More like
"Hey Frank, you get that Elliot Gould Sesame Street shot for the cover next month?" "Yep! Real fuckin' sexy just like you asked" "wait, what?"
January 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Hey Frank, you get that Elliot Gould Sesame Street shot for the cover next month?" "Yep! Real fuckin' sexy just like you asked" "wait, what?"
how old are y’all?
47 in July
47 in July
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
how old are y’all?
47 in July
47 in July