Allena 13Conor
@allenaconor.bsky.social
They/Any/None/SillyLittleGoblin || AuDHD || Music Producer || Communism Believer || Technically an Underemployed Physicist || Music stuff: linktr.ee/13conor
I'm begging y'all, plz.
Stop comparing Vivi to Nadu. I don't want to have to pull it from my Niv Visionary deck if/when it gets banned 😭😭😭😭
Stop comparing Vivi to Nadu. I don't want to have to pull it from my Niv Visionary deck if/when it gets banned 😭😭😭😭
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I'm begging y'all, plz.
Stop comparing Vivi to Nadu. I don't want to have to pull it from my Niv Visionary deck if/when it gets banned 😭😭😭😭
Stop comparing Vivi to Nadu. I don't want to have to pull it from my Niv Visionary deck if/when it gets banned 😭😭😭😭
"I spent so much money on magic singles last month I almost couldn't afford rent, it's bad"
*printing out another sticker sheet of proxies*
"yeah that's so bad, I got a precon last week, I totally feel you"
*sticks cyclonic rift sticker onto 1/1 soldier token*
*printing out another sticker sheet of proxies*
"yeah that's so bad, I got a precon last week, I totally feel you"
*sticks cyclonic rift sticker onto 1/1 soldier token*
April 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I spent so much money on magic singles last month I almost couldn't afford rent, it's bad"
*printing out another sticker sheet of proxies*
"yeah that's so bad, I got a precon last week, I totally feel you"
*sticks cyclonic rift sticker onto 1/1 soldier token*
*printing out another sticker sheet of proxies*
"yeah that's so bad, I got a precon last week, I totally feel you"
*sticks cyclonic rift sticker onto 1/1 soldier token*
In the land of the free where freedom of speech is enshrined: "[redacted because these words are illegal]"
April 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In the land of the free where freedom of speech is enshrined: "[redacted because these words are illegal]"
Being born in the US is like being born on the Death Star.
April 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Being born in the US is like being born on the Death Star.
"China is a dictatorship full of poor enslaved prisoners" -person in a country with more homeless people than China, more imprisoned people than China, legalized slave labor for inmates, and a statistical 0% correlation between individual votes and policy enactment
April 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"China is a dictatorship full of poor enslaved prisoners" -person in a country with more homeless people than China, more imprisoned people than China, legalized slave labor for inmates, and a statistical 0% correlation between individual votes and policy enactment
Just rolled a nat 20 on ishowspeed bringing about global communism? Seems promising.
April 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just rolled a nat 20 on ishowspeed bringing about global communism? Seems promising.
I'll never forgive BlueSky for handing me my first Will Stancil post. Gross. 0/10. Bad and wrong.
April 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'll never forgive BlueSky for handing me my first Will Stancil post. Gross. 0/10. Bad and wrong.
They just went down a list of possible effects for this card and 'selected all' huh? And it's instant speed.
March 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They just went down a list of possible effects for this card and 'selected all' huh? And it's instant speed.
Just googled capitalism. This shit seems bad ngl.
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just googled capitalism. This shit seems bad ngl.
Vote Kat Abughazaleh! She goes on trans podcasts that make cartoon fuck lists! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
there’s been two types of people talk about kat abughazaleh, those that think she is a secret republican TERF somehow, or this guy that’s going around on twitter talking about the pokemon fuckability tier list people in our discord put together
March 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vote Kat Abughazaleh! She goes on trans podcasts that make cartoon fuck lists! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Looking for someone outside the US to adopt an American citizen. Can be cute on command. DM for inquiries. 🥺
March 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Looking for someone outside the US to adopt an American citizen. Can be cute on command. DM for inquiries. 🥺
America: (outlaws hairstyles)
Americans: *fighting over propaganda about North Korea noises*
Americans: *fighting over propaganda about North Korea noises*
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
America: (outlaws hairstyles)
Americans: *fighting over propaganda about North Korea noises*
Americans: *fighting over propaganda about North Korea noises*
It's wild to think that a prop-comic/fortune-teller tried to warn JFK just days before the event.
March 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's wild to think that a prop-comic/fortune-teller tried to warn JFK just days before the event.
Long live proxies, the true MTG universes beyond cards
March 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Long live proxies, the true MTG universes beyond cards
Increasing hyper-fixation: finding a consistent 4-8 person pod for Commander (and other deck builder card games) *AND/OR* finding a place to escape to from this fascist decline in the US.
March 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Increasing hyper-fixation: finding a consistent 4-8 person pod for Commander (and other deck builder card games) *AND/OR* finding a place to escape to from this fascist decline in the US.
Elon's original question leading to the design choice: "Why would you need lidar when humans use eyes?"
Having just ONE road runner on the design team would have prevented this. Common DEI win.
Having just ONE road runner on the design team would have prevented this. Common DEI win.
Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Elon's original question leading to the design choice: "Why would you need lidar when humans use eyes?"
Having just ONE road runner on the design team would have prevented this. Common DEI win.
Having just ONE road runner on the design team would have prevented this. Common DEI win.
Foil cards be like:
a drawing of a machine with a yellow piece of material being pressed
ALT: a drawing of a machine with a yellow piece of material being pressed
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Foil cards be like:
Okay hear me out.
The counterspell is genuinely kinda funny in an un-set kind of way.
And the food token and lands are cute and fun.
The rest of it gives me feelings of dread at the imminent degradation of every property as corporations must consume ever more to pump up their stock valuation.
The counterspell is genuinely kinda funny in an un-set kind of way.
And the food token and lands are cute and fun.
The rest of it gives me feelings of dread at the imminent degradation of every property as corporations must consume ever more to pump up their stock valuation.
These go hard. 🤣
A ton of cards just dropped from Secret Lair × SpongeBob SquarePants: Legends of Bikini Bottom!
#MTGxSpongebob
A ton of cards just dropped from Secret Lair × SpongeBob SquarePants: Legends of Bikini Bottom!
#MTGxSpongebob
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Okay hear me out.
The counterspell is genuinely kinda funny in an un-set kind of way.
And the food token and lands are cute and fun.
The rest of it gives me feelings of dread at the imminent degradation of every property as corporations must consume ever more to pump up their stock valuation.
The counterspell is genuinely kinda funny in an un-set kind of way.
And the food token and lands are cute and fun.
The rest of it gives me feelings of dread at the imminent degradation of every property as corporations must consume ever more to pump up their stock valuation.
Cops defend capital, not people 'as it turns out'
Today I saw a high level of anger at the massive number of cops that are protecting a Tesla dealership in Chicago. Lots of chants demanding to know why they are protecting Nazis. No one is letting CPD off the hook. This is what cops do - enable and participate in fascism. #Teslatakedown.
March 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cops defend capital, not people 'as it turns out'
yes yes yes Yes Yes YES YES YES MOREEEEEE
Three yachts were swallowed by fires early Friday after witnesses described a massive explosion in northwest Miami-Dade.
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
March 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
yes yes yes Yes Yes YES YES YES MOREEEEEE
Most commander decks: "How few lands can I possibly run and keep this thing consistent?"
Infamous Cruel Claw: "How many lands can I possibly add before this deck becomes too silly to function?"
Infamous Cruel Claw: "How many lands can I possibly add before this deck becomes too silly to function?"
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Most commander decks: "How few lands can I possibly run and keep this thing consistent?"
Infamous Cruel Claw: "How many lands can I possibly add before this deck becomes too silly to function?"
Infamous Cruel Claw: "How many lands can I possibly add before this deck becomes too silly to function?"
So like....what's the threshold for advocating for open revolution on this platform? Doesn't it want to be coooool???? 👀
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So like....what's the threshold for advocating for open revolution on this platform? Doesn't it want to be coooool???? 👀
Beginning to think back on each day with a magnitude scale based on how many GI Robot memes I was tempted to post in response to things.
Today was a solid 6.4
Today was a solid 6.4
February 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Beginning to think back on each day with a magnitude scale based on how many GI Robot memes I was tempted to post in response to things.
Today was a solid 6.4
Today was a solid 6.4
Apparently the reason I don't get my teeth or my hernia fixed is because I'm scared to find out I have problems to fix, not because I can't find someone to fix them for a cost I can pay. Damn, I was wrong this whole time. /s
The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness.
If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.
If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.
February 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Apparently the reason I don't get my teeth or my hernia fixed is because I'm scared to find out I have problems to fix, not because I can't find someone to fix them for a cost I can pay. Damn, I was wrong this whole time. /s
I used to make music with actual human people. I miss that.
February 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I used to make music with actual human people. I miss that.