Allen Alberti
allen.is.tired.fyi
Allen Alberti
@allen.is.tired.fyi
Autistic Member of the Liberal Alphabet Gang™. ICE is terrorist vermin committing state-sponsored terrorism and the public should strike back.
you are a Beautiful Soul
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
that is a seriously adorable cow.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I have been building gaming machines since the windows 95 release parties, and my last gaming build cost over 10 grand, and I WANT a steam machine!
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what i got:

1
amos: my daughter, like my wife, will fuck you like she's in a harem
alistair: wow
2
alistair: Thank you for your offer to be in my harem, ms legs, but your daughter will suffice
edda: where is my stupid mate
3
amos: all i said was that both you and lolly...um...
4
edda: 😡
amos: !!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
got my follow
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Oh man that was some good stuff :)
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You're doing the Lord's work, Willis
August 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OMG good up to the last line! 🐊
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i feel attacked.
August 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i think i get why people are seeing it as sudden and immediate. it's because we got some in universe storylines showing dotty struggling with her feelings but joyce just jumped in with both feet as soon as dotty showed herself to be onboard.
August 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
At any rate, yours and Jeph's are the only two webcomics I read every single day as they are posted, and this storyline ain't gonna change that :) I feel bad for Joe and Walky, but it's still excellent storytelling.
August 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Surprise twist, I cheated. on BOTH people, exactly like Joyce just did. I still think cheating is wrong, but so are lots of things people do every day. All you can do is try to be your best self, but it doesn't mean you will always succeed.
August 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
A lot of times, I think people with HARD anti-cheating bias have only had limited life experiences and/or have been cheated on a lot and not reciprocated. Total honesty here, I was one of those people until about the age of 40, then a scenario similar to the current storyline happened to me.
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
yay!
July 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I would buy (at the very least) a one-shot featuring all of these Joes.
July 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wait until it's your chest hair, that'll really hit you.
July 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You have the Bambu labs, right? It's all over for you now. You're going to have to spring for multi-materials and full-color printing. These need to be expensive Kickstarter add-ons. If you want to carve them into poseable figures, let me know, I'll help take some of the burden off your shoulders.
July 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM