Allegedly a Switch
@allegedlyswitchy.bsky.social
Not my team, but they have my respect.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not my team, but they have my respect.
They're so lickable
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They're so lickable
What the fuck does that even mean in practical terms?
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What the fuck does that even mean in practical terms?
My husband and I have been listening to the song on a loop. It's so good.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My husband and I have been listening to the song on a loop. It's so good.
I'm so, so sorry.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm so, so sorry.
What about people born in countries that don't list sex on the birth certificate. USSR for example?
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What about people born in countries that don't list sex on the birth certificate. USSR for example?
This is written like a 1L on acid
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This is written like a 1L on acid
Congratulations on your Doctorate.
And what the hell is wrong with straight men?
And what the hell is wrong with straight men?
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Congratulations on your Doctorate.
And what the hell is wrong with straight men?
And what the hell is wrong with straight men?
Don't mess with a Black mama.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Don't mess with a Black mama.
Nah, he's for the weal chin like Ivanka...
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Nah, he's for the weal chin like Ivanka...
The spurned lover vibes this has.... Good Lordt
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The spurned lover vibes this has.... Good Lordt
As a Kinsey 6 I have just about zero frame of reference here, but it doesn't take rocket science to understand the value of just shutting the fuck up here.
Instead he's just adding oil to the fire.
At least Bill was legal? How's that for a silver lining?
Instead he's just adding oil to the fire.
At least Bill was legal? How's that for a silver lining?
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
As a Kinsey 6 I have just about zero frame of reference here, but it doesn't take rocket science to understand the value of just shutting the fuck up here.
Instead he's just adding oil to the fire.
At least Bill was legal? How's that for a silver lining?
Instead he's just adding oil to the fire.
At least Bill was legal? How's that for a silver lining?
I'm not surprised. At all.
Because "Thou Shalt not Shag Thine Client" is apparently hard.
And because the sleazy abuser strategy dujour seems to be "But it was a BDSM scene".
Because "Thou Shalt not Shag Thine Client" is apparently hard.
And because the sleazy abuser strategy dujour seems to be "But it was a BDSM scene".
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm not surprised. At all.
Because "Thou Shalt not Shag Thine Client" is apparently hard.
And because the sleazy abuser strategy dujour seems to be "But it was a BDSM scene".
Because "Thou Shalt not Shag Thine Client" is apparently hard.
And because the sleazy abuser strategy dujour seems to be "But it was a BDSM scene".
Well right, but straight men tend to get hella weird about sucking cock. Receiving oral is somehow not queer, but God forbid you're the one with your mouth full.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well right, but straight men tend to get hella weird about sucking cock. Receiving oral is somehow not queer, but God forbid you're the one with your mouth full.
Shit like this makes up a solid 40% of my DV caseload.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Shit like this makes up a solid 40% of my DV caseload.