hey man i noticed your theme suddenly has a really somber piano in it as the main melody is everything alright

What?

Disgusted with how many of you have said he’s sexy. What he did was a felony. Just cause someone is rich doesn’t mean a crime can be done to rebalance society. Stop glorifying this vigilante as a folk hero. Children are watching. Sure, his fuck me eyes and smile make your core go molten BUT… 1/17

Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*

ONE CEO gets shot:

Well legally he can’t actually do that cause US code says… SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. HE DID ATTEMPTED A COUP ON NATIONAL TV, THE SUPREME COURT SAID PRESIDENTS ARE GOD KINGS AND HE JUST GOT REELECTED.

We don’t know what he’s gonna do until he does it. Hope for the best prepare for the worst.

Letting the door slam in men’s faces if they’re walking too close behind me because if you disrespect my personal space, I will disrespect it back. #womeninmalefields 🥰

Godzilla rules. Every Godzilla movie is the best movie. Every mood is lightened or darkened based on proximity to Godzilla being on a screen.

“This is how democrats can win the next election.”