Cameron Sparkles, PhD (but, like, festive)
@allegedlycam.bsky.social
Historian of science and religion in a previous life. Author @Palgrave. Views mine. He/Him. Orange belt in Karate (2002). I'm big in Japan.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Took five years but the fucker finally got me. Sense of taste and smell is all jacked up. Double vaxed and boosted every year, and it still hit like a freight train.
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Took five years but the fucker finally got me. Sense of taste and smell is all jacked up. Double vaxed and boosted every year, and it still hit like a freight train.
There's so much leftovers!
April 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There's so much leftovers!
Federal employees are getting "scam" texts telling them their jobs have been eliminated and to accept the deferred resignations:
January 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Federal employees are getting "scam" texts telling them their jobs have been eliminated and to accept the deferred resignations:
My mousepad:
September 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
My mousepad:
Now listen here, you little shits - you get off my lawn.
September 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Now listen here, you little shits - you get off my lawn.
“The Republican National Convention is pleased to introduce its next speaker…”
July 18, 2024 at 4:05 AM
“The Republican National Convention is pleased to introduce its next speaker…”
I made baked spaghetti!
April 21, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I made baked spaghetti!
I want someone to look at me like I'm looking at this baked spaghetti.
April 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I want someone to look at me like I'm looking at this baked spaghetti.
IS IT SO UNREASONABLE THAT WE LEARN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE ON THE SHIP?! THEY WERE CROSSING AN ENORMOUS EXPANSE BETWEEN GALAXIES! ELI DOES HIS LITTLE SIGN OFF AND THEN WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE THAT BRAD WRIGHT GIVE US SOME CLOSURE IN THE STARGATE REBOOT?!
February 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
IS IT SO UNREASONABLE THAT WE LEARN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE ON THE SHIP?! THEY WERE CROSSING AN ENORMOUS EXPANSE BETWEEN GALAXIES! ELI DOES HIS LITTLE SIGN OFF AND THEN WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE THAT BRAD WRIGHT GIVE US SOME CLOSURE IN THE STARGATE REBOOT?!
Greetings from Alaska winter.
February 3, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Greetings from Alaska winter.
I mean I guess it knows the important stuff.
November 14, 2023 at 8:16 AM
I mean I guess it knows the important stuff.
Fuck it.
November 3, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Fuck it.
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 1, 2023 at 6:39 AM
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven.
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven.
November 1, 2023 at 6:35 AM
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven.
Just googled "largest city in the EU". You'll note none of these cities are in the EU.
October 25, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Just googled "largest city in the EU". You'll note none of these cities are in the EU.
It was worth a shot.
September 25, 2023 at 9:04 PM
It was worth a shot.
Well that's it I won BlueSky you can all go home.
September 18, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Well that's it I won BlueSky you can all go home.
Look who got an Alaskan care package!
Special thanks to @junniechuparts.bsky.social and @tinyghosts.bsky.social!
Special thanks to @junniechuparts.bsky.social and @tinyghosts.bsky.social!
September 14, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Look who got an Alaskan care package!
Special thanks to @junniechuparts.bsky.social and @tinyghosts.bsky.social!
Special thanks to @junniechuparts.bsky.social and @tinyghosts.bsky.social!
What are you up to, lads? What's the craic?
September 7, 2023 at 3:31 AM
What are you up to, lads? What's the craic?
