AllegedDev
@allegeddev.bsky.social
Chaotic evil web dev. LARPS as a game dev. Insanity incarnate. Megalomaniacal catgirl maid.
Never forget the Catgirl maid incident of 2023.
Never forget the Catgirl maid incident of 2023.
Do y’all remember sleep? I miss sleep.
June 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do y’all remember sleep? I miss sleep.
Eternal overtime is finally over. I can finally have weekends again. 🥳
May 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Eternal overtime is finally over. I can finally have weekends again. 🥳
If you have to ask random people on the internet how to manage your employees instead of actually talking to your employees, maybe you shouldn’t be running a business.
Looking at you, CEO of Warp.
Looking at you, CEO of Warp.
May 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you have to ask random people on the internet how to manage your employees instead of actually talking to your employees, maybe you shouldn’t be running a business.
Looking at you, CEO of Warp.
Looking at you, CEO of Warp.
RIP Polygon. Hope the staff can find decent roles.
May 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
RIP Polygon. Hope the staff can find decent roles.
It’s the weekend. Time to spend entirely too many hours reading mediocre isekai manga.
I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing.
I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing.
April 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s the weekend. Time to spend entirely too many hours reading mediocre isekai manga.
I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing.
I know my manga taste is trash. I apologize for nothing.
I need to become a politician so I can make the L.O.V.E.N.S.E. Act a thing
March 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I need to become a politician so I can make the L.O.V.E.N.S.E. Act a thing
Never forget the Catgirl Maid Incident of 2023.
March 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Never forget the Catgirl Maid Incident of 2023.
It was a hell of a night.
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It was a hell of a night.
If you ever feel the insatiable urge to make some of your dev coworkers cry, enable Treat Warnings as Errors in your CI/CD pipeline.
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works every time
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying “60% of the time it works every time”
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If you ever feel the insatiable urge to make some of your dev coworkers cry, enable Treat Warnings as Errors in your CI/CD pipeline.
Become the chaos you wish to see in the world.
I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself.
I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself.
March 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Become the chaos you wish to see in the world.
I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself.
I prefer catgirl maid chaos myself.
Me: explicitly states I have absolutely no desire for leadership roles and am only interested in IC roles. Currently employed. No “open to work” banner.
LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role!
Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it.
LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role!
Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it.
March 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me: explicitly states I have absolutely no desire for leadership roles and am only interested in IC roles. Currently employed. No “open to work” banner.
LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role!
Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it.
LI recruiter: I saw your profile. You’d be a great match for a tech management role!
Bruh. Reading comprehension. Use it.
I know invasive thoughts are just a fact of life, but damn if I didn’t wish mine weren’t so fucking dark.
Not considering any of them, just the fact that they exist at all is kind of fucked up.
Not considering any of them, just the fact that they exist at all is kind of fucked up.
March 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know invasive thoughts are just a fact of life, but damn if I didn’t wish mine weren’t so fucking dark.
Not considering any of them, just the fact that they exist at all is kind of fucked up.
Not considering any of them, just the fact that they exist at all is kind of fucked up.
If you’re going to post pictures of text, at least add alt text to them please.
March 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you’re going to post pictures of text, at least add alt text to them please.
The best part of working from home is I get to pretend the faces in the zoom frame aren’t real people and can convince myself they cease to exist at exactly 5PM.
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The best part of working from home is I get to pretend the faces in the zoom frame aren’t real people and can convince myself they cease to exist at exactly 5PM.
Decided to do some market research for a game I’m working on. Instead, I’m just playing video games.
Damn my lack of impulse control.
Damn my lack of impulse control.
March 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Decided to do some market research for a game I’m working on. Instead, I’m just playing video games.
Damn my lack of impulse control.
Damn my lack of impulse control.
My favorite part of Unreal Engine 5 is that now non-devs get to know the suffering of waiting on the compiler, too.
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My favorite part of Unreal Engine 5 is that now non-devs get to know the suffering of waiting on the compiler, too.
“I’m gonna overhaul this code base to eliminate tech debt.”
FML. Every. Fucking. Time. 🫠
FML. Every. Fucking. Time. 🫠
December 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
“I’m gonna overhaul this code base to eliminate tech debt.”
FML. Every. Fucking. Time. 🫠
FML. Every. Fucking. Time. 🫠
Been keeping an eye of Advent of Svelte. Rich Harris and the Svelte team are putting out some good stuff fast.
Snippet export in particular will get a lot of mileage for my projects.
Snippet export in particular will get a lot of mileage for my projects.
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Been keeping an eye of Advent of Svelte. Rich Harris and the Svelte team are putting out some good stuff fast.
Snippet export in particular will get a lot of mileage for my projects.
Snippet export in particular will get a lot of mileage for my projects.
It’s been decades and I have yet to met my first Florida Man headline. I have brought shame upon my state.
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 AM
It’s been decades and I have yet to met my first Florida Man headline. I have brought shame upon my state.
I’m prepping to run Curse of Strahd for my family. Modifying the hell out of it, naturally.
November 28, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I’m prepping to run Curse of Strahd for my family. Modifying the hell out of it, naturally.
I see people performing DB queries inside loops quite often.
Please try to avoid this. Query what you need. Pull it into memory. Iterate over the in-memory collection if needed.
Your database admin and users will thank you.
Please try to avoid this. Query what you need. Pull it into memory. Iterate over the in-memory collection if needed.
Your database admin and users will thank you.
November 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I see people performing DB queries inside loops quite often.
Please try to avoid this. Query what you need. Pull it into memory. Iterate over the in-memory collection if needed.
Your database admin and users will thank you.
Please try to avoid this. Query what you need. Pull it into memory. Iterate over the in-memory collection if needed.
Your database admin and users will thank you.
The fact that so many of the tech accounts I follow have started popping up here is nice.
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
The fact that so many of the tech accounts I follow have started popping up here is nice.
I have the strange urge to take industry-agnostic portions of projects I’ve pitched at work that didn’t get picked up and build them on my own as OSS projects.
Just have to consult general counsel first to make sure there are no NDA/noncompete issues.
Just have to consult general counsel first to make sure there are no NDA/noncompete issues.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I have the strange urge to take industry-agnostic portions of projects I’ve pitched at work that didn’t get picked up and build them on my own as OSS projects.
Just have to consult general counsel first to make sure there are no NDA/noncompete issues.
Just have to consult general counsel first to make sure there are no NDA/noncompete issues.
Whelp. Time to go down the list and start adding tech/dev folk.
November 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Whelp. Time to go down the list and start adding tech/dev folk.