The Italian in him just couldn't help from pulling down his mask to flirt with a pretty girl. Caio bella indeed, big dog

making small talk with my Polish coworker, asked how difficult Americans would find learning Polish. He shrugged but volunteered that there are lots of loan words, like "whiskey" and "prostitute"

Alone in a city bent low by the burdens of envy, pride, and the price of a cocktail

no ones wants to bro up and go on a mission to dig up Errol Flynn's coffin whiskey anymore

Mono is a di-syllable prefix and di is a mono-syllable prefix

at this point in my life, I expected to be smoking up a joint paid for by Medicare-for-All while on the way to Cuba for a holiday from my NASA job created from the confiscated riches of billionaires

It is kind of embarrassing that the band that made Pinkerton is also responsible for shit like Raditude