Hey, they stole my kegel mantra 😢

Couldn’t torture such a shit brained take out of me. I’d elucidate, but y’all can’t seem to learn.

Just make sure you ask first

Ron Burgundy ass AI

It definitely isn’t gnawing at his mind at all

I just tried it, and it works.

The Dumbest Generation

I’m giving Tylenol out on Halloween instead of candy 😀

Have you tried improving grip with a rubber band pressed into the head slots?

*cue battle theme*

Came to say/ask the same. I listen to some out there stuff, and I’m always able to find what I’m looking for. The radio struggles to build a playlist sometimes, but I have that issue with every streaming service. No complaints otherwise.

Tony Cock

One of my favorite jokes: why was Jesus popular with women?

Because he was hung like this (extends hands in cruciform pose)

Lord Licorice is an ok dude, it’s Plumpy you got watch out for. There’s a reason he was replaced.

and with gusto