@allandye.bsky.social
Hey reporters. next time you ask about the video to that asshole, ask if it's a video demonstrating how fecally incontinent Donald Trump diarrhea's his pants so bad it spills out the bottom of the plane ? Just ask that. Mike Johnson will love it.
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey reporters. next time you ask about the video to that asshole, ask if it's a video demonstrating how fecally incontinent Donald Trump diarrhea's his pants so bad it spills out the bottom of the plane ? Just ask that. Mike Johnson will love it.
i mean i guess that means we can post this?
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i mean i guess that means we can post this?
There has got to be at least one republican who hasn't lost their goddam fucking mind. Haven't heard from them
September 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There has got to be at least one republican who hasn't lost their goddam fucking mind. Haven't heard from them
I really think if they found any leftist content on his phone or computer, it would have been leaked by now. Anything that shows otherwise will be held back
September 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I really think if they found any leftist content on his phone or computer, it would have been leaked by now. Anything that shows otherwise will be held back
Great idea. Raw milk, cane sugar and beef tallow shakes for president Dum Dum!
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Great idea. Raw milk, cane sugar and beef tallow shakes for president Dum Dum!
Slowly cultivating her Mara Lago makeover. She's just a couple pounds of cheek filler, copious hair extensions, and several more layers of eye makeup away.
August 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Slowly cultivating her Mara Lago makeover. She's just a couple pounds of cheek filler, copious hair extensions, and several more layers of eye makeup away.
Sounds like someone was trying to be profound, but If I wrote that on a friend's birthday card, they'd think I'd have lost my mind.
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sounds like someone was trying to be profound, but If I wrote that on a friend's birthday card, they'd think I'd have lost my mind.
I wish the veterans and Afghans good luck. They'll need it :(
July 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I wish the veterans and Afghans good luck. They'll need it :(
"Sorry I need to take your temperature" (Noem opens mouth) "guess again"
June 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Sorry I need to take your temperature" (Noem opens mouth) "guess again"
Not a lawyer but I suggest they lean into the state charges because the federal ones might be pardoned
June 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Not a lawyer but I suggest they lean into the state charges because the federal ones might be pardoned
The cognitive dissonance between this block of AI text and the sad images is fucking CRAZY
June 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The cognitive dissonance between this block of AI text and the sad images is fucking CRAZY
Sorry for the low turnout. Did trump have to blow out 79 candles on his tank-cake? or did they puss out and decorate with only one candle?
June 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sorry for the low turnout. Did trump have to blow out 79 candles on his tank-cake? or did they puss out and decorate with only one candle?
I keep thinking there's got to be a better shot of the crowd. But they're all cropped close and low angle.
June 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I keep thinking there's got to be a better shot of the crowd. But they're all cropped close and low angle.
You just aren't getting a wide enough shot of the crowd. here you go!
June 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You just aren't getting a wide enough shot of the crowd. here you go!
Sorry this is why the phrase “fucking bitch” was created
June 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry this is why the phrase “fucking bitch” was created
I mean, just a stroke. just a tiny one. come on, GOD
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I mean, just a stroke. just a tiny one. come on, GOD
Don't worry. NC understands. Trump can't funnel the money into billionaire's pockets if he gives it out willy nilly to the poors for "disaster relief"
May 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don't worry. NC understands. Trump can't funnel the money into billionaire's pockets if he gives it out willy nilly to the poors for "disaster relief"