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@allanboroughs.bsky.social
Children's writer - I am in touch with my inner child - he makes me do things.
AI is a bottomless crock of shit
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
AI is a bottomless crock of shit
It has been used several times and, whilst asylum claims are down in Denmark illegal migration, is not - so it’s no deterrent at all. As for ‘claiming generous benefits’, asylum seekers in the UK can’t claim benefits for several years so this argument is spurious.This is just performative nastiness.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It has been used several times and, whilst asylum claims are down in Denmark illegal migration, is not - so it’s no deterrent at all. As for ‘claiming generous benefits’, asylum seekers in the UK can’t claim benefits for several years so this argument is spurious.This is just performative nastiness.
Are you suggesting that they should take away asylum seekers’ valuables so they are eligible to claim benefits?
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Are you suggesting that they should take away asylum seekers’ valuables so they are eligible to claim benefits?
Good, now pay me for my damn books you stole
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good, now pay me for my damn books you stole
Is this satire?
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Is this satire?
I used to work for a council direct labour force that, amongst other things, had to regularly replace the top 5 feet of iron stench pipes that had rotted away with the gases
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I used to work for a council direct labour force that, amongst other things, had to regularly replace the top 5 feet of iron stench pipes that had rotted away with the gases
As far as I can see, no one in this story has been given a hysterectomy - this was a random comment by a driver. There really is enough shit going down in the US without having to make up this sort of nonsense
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
As far as I can see, no one in this story has been given a hysterectomy - this was a random comment by a driver. There really is enough shit going down in the US without having to make up this sort of nonsense
Feeling some national pride right now
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Feeling some national pride right now
Still works
some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
ALT: some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Still works
‘Save big dog’ - part 2
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
‘Save big dog’ - part 2
Taken momentarily before they leap out of the shells and clamp themselves to your face
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Taken momentarily before they leap out of the shells and clamp themselves to your face
Wow, that’s 2.9 Keir Starmers
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Wow, that’s 2.9 Keir Starmers
An area the size of Wales
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
An area the size of Wales
No explanation, no contrition, no sympathy, no apology, just naked self interest
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
No explanation, no contrition, no sympathy, no apology, just naked self interest
Musk’s recipe for becoming a millionaire is to start as a billionaire and work backwards
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Musk’s recipe for becoming a millionaire is to start as a billionaire and work backwards
“Katie, could you just nip outside and shift that Overton window a bit to the right? (Full deniability, obvs).”
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Katie, could you just nip outside and shift that Overton window a bit to the right? (Full deniability, obvs).”
No, it’s fucking terrifying
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
No, it’s fucking terrifying
So…she thinks there are too many black people in the UK but showing them in adverts is “unrepresentative”?
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
So…she thinks there are too many black people in the UK but showing them in adverts is “unrepresentative”?
“‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’
‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.‘”
‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.‘”
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.’
‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.‘”
‘The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.‘”
Gosh, if only someone could have warned them what might happen
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gosh, if only someone could have warned them what might happen
“We’ll use the bricks from that load bearing wall to build new hospitals - dozens of them”
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“We’ll use the bricks from that load bearing wall to build new hospitals - dozens of them”
I thought they’d all been eaten?
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I thought they’d all been eaten?