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"̷I̷'̸m̸ ̴a̸m̶a̸z̸e̷d̷ ̷a̷t̸ ̴h̵o̵w̴ ̸k̶i̵n̵d̶ ̶e̷v̸e̷r̵y̵o̷n̶e̵ ̸i̶s̷!̷ ̸Y̸o̶u̴'̸r̵e̷ ̷a̵l̷l̷ ̶s̸u̵c̶h̴ ̵e̵a̵s̵y̸ ̵t̴a̶r̴g̴─̸ ̶E̵r̴,̸ ̶I̷ ̷m̵e̴a̸n̷,̴ ̸e̶a̸s̸y̶g̵o̵i̴n̷g̴ ̸f̴o̶l̷k̴s̵!̶"̸

𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙’𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧… 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡…

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“𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍...”

| #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP |

"̴̤̀Ḭ̴̀ ̷̦́w̷̝̕a̸͇̾n̵̢͋t̶̖͆ ̵̨̒t̶͚̆o̸̭͊ ̵̣̌h̵͚̀ĕ̷̙a̴͓̍r̵͔͊ ̴̦̏t̴͙̓ḧ̶́ͅe̷̦͛ ̴̝̆s̶̟͊c̴̙̅r̷̪̓e̴̪̎ȃ̷̮m̴̲͝ș̷̑ ̵̗̚o̴̙͝ḟ̸̫ ̴̡̈e̴̫̓v̶̠̀è̵͖ȓ̵̺ẏ̷̧ ̶̦̈́l̶̼̒i̵̖͘v̵̦̄i̸̠̾n̷̝̽g̴̝̓ ̸̬͗b̴̼̎e̴͔̅i̵̯̍n̶̫̿g̶̫̀ ̴̫̾i̶̛̙n̶̦̈́ ̶̡͒ṫ̷̜h̵̡̆e̷͔̊ ̵̝̃u̶̹̕n̶͕͗i̷̠͗v̶̙̍e̵̯̿r̶̙̈́ś̶̡e̷̬͛.̴̳͘.̷̪͂.̴̭̈́"̸̩͛
"Really? well alrighty then!"

*Magolor floated alongside his 'best friend'... universal conquest? that can wait, food was more important!*
"Ehe~ will ask them later if they wanna meet then!"

Kirby giggled brightly before nodding as he began waddling into a direction.

"Know a good place to eat!"
"Oh well... I would be delighted to meet them!"

*Magolor chuckled a bit...*

"Goodness, all this talk about gifts and friends is makin' me hungry..."
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Ah! well where are my manners! I thought I introduced myself! guess not!"

*He laughed, putting his hand out*

"Magolor! Interdimensional traveler! Good to meet 'ya Tsuki!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Huh, interesting..."

*The... Dreamstalk... yet another place he'd have to conquer later... but for now...*

"Well, it seems we've both met and become pals with the pink puffball... I guess that could make us friends as well, yeah?"
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Oh well... I would be delighted to meet them!"

*Magolor chuckled a bit...*

"Goodness, all this talk about gifts and friends is makin' me hungry..."
"Then why not get bomb and fire??"

The puffball asked as if that was a simple situation. . . He blinked before looking sheepish.

"Eheh~ sorry... No mean to make uncomfy but would love to introduce you to them in the future!"
"Ah... I uh... I see..."

"You'll... have to introduce me someday, I suppose..."

*Focus Mags! keep the facade going!*

"But uh, I dunno if blowing up city blocks is my cup of tea... I'd much rather be seeing the sights than destroying it..."
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Ah... I uh... I see..."

"You'll... have to introduce me someday, I suppose..."

*Focus Mags! keep the facade going!*

"But uh, I dunno if blowing up city blocks is my cup of tea... I'd much rather be seeing the sights than destroying it..."
"I have a friend name Majora and they taught me lots of things, even nuke a town once!"

. . . . . .

"And then there was that one time I even did a dance and multipled like crazy!"
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
*He blinked thrice... he did hear all that correctly, yes?*

"...Kirby who taught you all this stuff?"
"being crazy... like burning stuff, blowing things up! Making cakes and uhhh.. yeeeeah! I wanna be your best friend and hangout lots!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Go... crazy? I uh, I'm not sure what you're on about, Kirby 'ol pal..."

*The wizard tilted his head... a bit confused, was his facade really crumbling that easily?*
The puffball stares at the best friend part of the list. Blinking a few times before brightening up.

"How about we become best friends!? We can go crazy together!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"A... crash landing actually, but ever since then? I felt as if it was destiny!"

*Explaining WHY said crash landing even happened would.. ruin everything, so he stayed silent about that...*

"And how'd you get drawn here Taranza? surely it was destiny for you as well?"
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Yup! here! take a loo- oh, give me a sec..."

*He seems to be scribbling something out... something about universal domination? eh! doesn't matter!*

"Ok, here..."

*Oh, that was a long list... mainly foods and... huh...*

*A best friend? How on earth was that gonna be given to him?*
"yay~! ...."

He blinked a few times before staring at him. "Do chu have a Christmas list?"
"Well, you already offered cake... that I can accept..."
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Well, you already offered cake... that I can accept..."
The orb 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴 at that before nodding. "Can food count as gifts???"
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"I mean uh, that's a start but.... I already have one? kinda?"

*Magolor chuckled a bit... refusing to elaborate any further...*

"...Maaaaybe we should just stick to gifts that aren't weapons?"
“. . . A sword!”

Well there goes the gun idea… sadness.

“Gonna get you a new sword~!”
"A... gun?"

"Uhh, you DO realize that I can't really shoot anything with hands like these, right Kirby?"
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"A... gun?"

"Uhh, you DO realize that I can't really shoot anything with hands like these, right Kirby?"
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"...Soooo... what am I getting for Christmas?"
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Me? getting nerfed? no way! I'm too good to be nerfed!"
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"I'm gonna gift something very special for Kirby this Christmas!"

"What? No, I'm not telling you! don't be all nosy about my gifts for people!"
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Aww, such a bummer!"

"Better luck next time pal! ehehehe!"
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"...I know what everyone's thinking... 'Oh, Magolor, it's only 5 AM! why are you awake?'"

"Ask that again, and now direct that question towards yourself, why are YOU awake?"

"That's what I thought! Now go back to sleep, ok pal?"
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"...Never thought I'd see the day I'd run into another me..."

"I dunno whether to keep my facade up and running in front of you or not... so I'll just default to the latter instead of the former..."

"Putting it simply... Hello, me..."
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Magolor! uh, Far-Flung Traveler!"

*He chuckled a bit...*

"I come from another dimension actually! but I haven't seen a place so grand as Popstar ever since I saw it with my own eyes a while back!"
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Certainly! we're like the bestest of friends! I've got his back, he's got mine, y'know!"

"And hey! every pal of Kirby is a pal of mine too! so I guess that makes us friends!"
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"...ANYTHING?"

"...And by anything you DO mean ANYTHING, right?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Uhh... example? I mean I JUST learned about you..."
Say GOOD things about me that will make him spend time with me.
"And how exactly am I gonna do that?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"And how exactly am I gonna do that?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Something like that, good to know you understand!"
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"...Soooo.... uh...."

"...I heard me an' that Crow fella in your little team could be great friends..."
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM