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alizarddidit.bsky.social
smidge is doin they best
@alizarddidit.bsky.social
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dragoon on the floor (they/them)
will block if you're a like bot
#toralora for WoL Torá(gana) lore(ah)
my wol kisses and gets kissed by multiple npcs not sorry

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alizarddidit.bsky.social
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
that one screenshot from The Simpsons of Homer choking out his son Bart
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
#toralora i. have thought about this. i have planned this out. maybe i will work up the confidence one day to actually write it out bc i still find it kinda funny and interesting tbh
header: hey smidge have u ever thought about writing a normal vampire au and not an incredibly stupid one absolutely fuckin not - wolgraha (toragraha) bc I am diseased - vampire hunting knight vs gentleman vampire who will win (neither of them) - Torágana as the vampire hunter/knight - allies: Thancred, Estinien (all knights in service to the same kingdom) - G'raha as the vampire - allies: Y'shtola, Urianger (residing in the same castle/vampire country or w/e) - where are the twins shrug I'm love them but it ain't about them rn - Torágana is sent to the vampire castle for reasons (really skilled and the only one anyone thinks is capable of facing them; or newbie initiate sent as a test slash hazing campaign (i don't like this Thancred and Estinien would NEVER be that mean to her even in an AU ); or she goes herself bc she's hotheaded and wants to prove herself) - I feel like G'raha isn't THE lord of the castle but is A lord of the castle (like on the same level of hierarchy as Uri and Y'shtola would be) but is the most curious about the outside/other kingdoms and lands and whatever - so he's always the one to go meet potential visitors or "guests" - he's also the most reluctant to just eat/drink random people's blood he prefers to "earn" it or have them consent to it - he and Torágana meet, challenge to a duel, Torágana loses bc she's human/overeager and inexperienced, as a condition agreed upon beforehand this means that she'll allow G'raha to drink her blood - however he tries to bite her jugular and surprise surprise he can't bite through her neck scales - she's like "well okay let me just take off some of my armor I guess" "NO THAT WOULD BE INDECENT" "??????? then I guess you can ravage me???????" "I'M NOT A MONSTER I WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANYONE IN THAT MANNER" "????????" real wolf and sheep ass puzzle they find themselves in - so G'raha can't drink Torágana's blood unless she undresses more but he also won't accept her undressing unless they are Proper Lovers because He Is A Gentleman so he decides that the answer is for him to try and woo/court her, and Torágana agrees to this bc she has Knightly Honor and refuses to go back on her word/break an agreement - enemies to lovers/fake dating/arranged relationship type thing???? but Stupid - also for Reasons (Horny) the other suitable vein for him to drink from is either on the breasts or the thighs
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
that is a no thoughts head empty face if I've ever seen one I love her
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
vague gestures yeah sure
July 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
very late but oh this is SO PERFECT
Artwork of my Xaela Warrior of Light, Torágana, commissioned from Mellalyss Quiz results depicting the Pokémon Shinx. Text reads: "Well, would you look at that! It seems a Shinx to be your partner! Shinx, also called the Flash Pokémon, can generate electricity using its forelegs and make its fur dazzle if threatened. Like most electric Pokémon, Shinx are drawn to people who are adventurous and curious, though they are also known to be exceptionally excitable but conflict-avoidant Pokémon. They make the perfect partner for trainers who are bright-eyed and enthusiastic, though may be scattered and struggle committing. My friend, this marks the beginning of your and Shinx's journey together. Welcome to the world of Pokémon!"
July 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
cruiserweight savage got me feeling like
Two screenshots from The Simpsons arranged in a meme format. First screenshot is Bart Simpson looking incredibly dejected, and the text says "This is the worst tier of my life". The second screenshot is Homer Simpson, Bart's father, attempting to comfort Bart. The text says "Worst tier of your life so far".
July 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
bestiefy.com/q?=mxhoB

tosses a tora quiz here GOOD LUCK LOL
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of an Au Ra player character
June 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
QRT with your pride flags

it's a mess but identity is a mess!!! humans are messy!!!!
Demisexual pride flag, consisting of a black isosceles triangle aligned to the left side of the flag, a large white horizontal stripe, a thin purple horizontal stripe, and a large grey horizontal stripe. Biromantic pride flag, consisting of a magenta/pink horizontal stripe, a purple horizontal stripe, and a blue horizontal stripe. A heart shaped cutout darkens the colors in the center. Non-binary pride flag consisting of a yellow horizontal stripe, a white horizontal stripe, a purple horizontal stripe, and a black horizontal stripe. Genderqueer pride flag, consisting of a lavender horizontal stripe, a white horizontal stripe, and a green horizontal stripe.
June 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
tried to go lala for a raid tier but fanta'd back for new content in 7.25 my pookie my baby my little guy I missed you so much you're so pretty you're perfect to me
Image of my player character from Final Fantasy XIV, an Au Ra (scaled humanoid) with light blue skin against a dark background. The entire image has a blue filter overlaid.
May 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
like just look at these li'l guys
Screenshot of the game Meow Tower, a picross/nonogram puzzle game with the premise of building a tower for cats to live in. Screenshot shows three of the cats that can live in the tower: Coco, an orange and white cat with a beach vacation themed room; Boss, a tan cat whose room is themed like a work office; Mango, an orange tabby cat wearing glasses whose room has a television, video game consoles, and books.
May 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
Meme of an old man in a red shirt from a stock photo smiling and shrugging, with white text on the bottom of the image that says "guess I'll live". The original version of this meme had the man frowning and the text instead said "guess I'll die"; this version is a subversion.
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
post the last picture of your pet
Image of a black cat with yellow green eyes, a collar and a bell that is colored half red and half white, resembling a Pokéball from the Pokémon series
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
alizarddidit.bsky.social
I want this to both confuse people and make them get it immediately
Cartoon image of a young boy, the title character from the show Steven Universe, holding his hand out in a peace sign in front of a backdrop from the show. Image of a 3D modeled boy with spiky brown hair and blue eyes; the character is Sora from the video game series Kingdom Hearts. Anime style illustration of a blonde girl who is wearing witch styled clothing holding a broomstick and surrounded by rainbow color star symbols. The character in the illustration is Marisa Kirisame from the video game series Touhou Project. 3D rendered image of a girl with short brown hair and long flowing sleeve holding a magic staff in her right hand. She is moving her arms as if she is dancing, in front of a background that appears to be ruins with a red and orange color filter laid on top of it. The character is Yuna from the video game Final Fantasy X.
March 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM