I think a lot of this country’s problems would be solved if someone just pantsed President Trump on live television

I am at my limit and the universe keeps going “wait one more thing” i need it to stop

People who complain about DEI are people who are so bad at their jobs that they can't compete without artificially holding back women, black people and LGBT people

I love my house. I love how it’s changing me.

I don’t mind a failed attempt at baking desserts. For some reason that is not one of the things that my entire self worth hinges on. It’s just like a fun quirky thing to suck at. Just a lil silly 🤪 I’m just in my apron with flour on my nose. No big. Why can’t I be like that with every thing

I love the sound of a vacuum running in another room, being operated by someone who isn’t me. 😌

The love of my life is upstairs singing Friday by Rebecca Black as Dracula 🖤

I love my email job and my recipe spreadsheet and my thousands of notebooks and sticky notes and lists and one day I am going to be so organized that everything else will snap into place