Going home is so weird. The smoke shop next to my high school was shut down for illegal cannabis, and Drew Lynch made fun of the skyline sunrise mural in our comedy club because there’s no sun here ever & the club itself is surrounded by old abandoned buildings (very Buffalo). No sun no gardening😔
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Going home is so weird. The smoke shop next to my high school was shut down for illegal cannabis, and Drew Lynch made fun of the skyline sunrise mural in our comedy club because there’s no sun here ever & the club itself is surrounded by old abandoned buildings (very Buffalo). No sun no gardening😔
Fourier Transforms look like cat silhouettes :3
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fourier Transforms look like cat silhouettes :3
My mom, putting in my dog’s eye drops: “blink and it’ll coat your cornea and it’ll be good”
Me: “you did not just tell the dog about his cornea 😂 “
Mom: “you think he only studies with you?”
Me: “you did not just tell the dog about his cornea 😂 “
Mom: “you think he only studies with you?”
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My mom, putting in my dog’s eye drops: “blink and it’ll coat your cornea and it’ll be good”
Me: “you did not just tell the dog about his cornea 😂 “
Mom: “you think he only studies with you?”
Me: “you did not just tell the dog about his cornea 😂 “
Mom: “you think he only studies with you?”
Just turned in a lab involving a Matlab script titled “sleepDeprivationAtItsFinest,” last edited by me at 1:45 am. Aero exam tomorrow at 8:25 am. Holding out for Thanksgiving break🤞 We got this
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just turned in a lab involving a Matlab script titled “sleepDeprivationAtItsFinest,” last edited by me at 1:45 am. Aero exam tomorrow at 8:25 am. Holding out for Thanksgiving break🤞 We got this
“If you jump off a cliff, you’re in free fall. Let me try jumping off a cliff and I’ll tell you if I feel weightless” -student in my dynamics class
“That’s an interesting discussion” -my prof
“That’s an interesting discussion” -my prof
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“If you jump off a cliff, you’re in free fall. Let me try jumping off a cliff and I’ll tell you if I feel weightless” -student in my dynamics class
“That’s an interesting discussion” -my prof
“That’s an interesting discussion” -my prof
The Bills and Yellow Jackets are both undefeated, I have a caramel iced coffee, it is sunny and 65° out, fall break starts tomorrow night. I love autumn :)
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Bills and Yellow Jackets are both undefeated, I have a caramel iced coffee, it is sunny and 65° out, fall break starts tomorrow night. I love autumn :)
There was no fortune in my Panda Express cookie. I write my own destiny or something poetic.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There was no fortune in my Panda Express cookie. I write my own destiny or something poetic.
So sick of modern engineering problems caused by 60-year-old technical documents written by a bunch of men who couldn’t organize their notes properly :’)
Women in STEM come on we need more pretty technical reports ✨💅
Women in STEM come on we need more pretty technical reports ✨💅
September 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So sick of modern engineering problems caused by 60-year-old technical documents written by a bunch of men who couldn’t organize their notes properly :’)
Women in STEM come on we need more pretty technical reports ✨💅
Women in STEM come on we need more pretty technical reports ✨💅
I know I’m a college student, but I feel like I’m cosplaying as one as I eat ramen in my Tech hoodie at midnight
September 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I know I’m a college student, but I feel like I’m cosplaying as one as I eat ramen in my Tech hoodie at midnight
next time I try to have espresso and black tea after 8 pm remind me I have school in the morning 😵💫
August 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
next time I try to have espresso and black tea after 8 pm remind me I have school in the morning 😵💫
My hairdresser stole my gender again
August 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My hairdresser stole my gender again
Shoutout to the actor at the Renne Faire who shouted “this man’s name is written on the Epstein scrolls! What shall we do with this man?” Prompting myself and some people in the area to respond in a chorus of “HANG HIM!!”
July 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shoutout to the actor at the Renne Faire who shouted “this man’s name is written on the Epstein scrolls! What shall we do with this man?” Prompting myself and some people in the area to respond in a chorus of “HANG HIM!!”
“Keep smiling. Encourage your friends and confuse your enemies”
-a customer today as they left my register
-a customer today as they left my register
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Keep smiling. Encourage your friends and confuse your enemies”
-a customer today as they left my register
-a customer today as they left my register
forgot how good chocolate pudding is. life is worth living :)
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
forgot how good chocolate pudding is. life is worth living :)
Please don’t call minimum wage employees by their name unless they have introduced themselves using the aforementioned name 🙏 You don’t know me like that and I am weirded out every time!
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Please don’t call minimum wage employees by their name unless they have introduced themselves using the aforementioned name 🙏 You don’t know me like that and I am weirded out every time!
Watching Sean Ryan debate issues he knows very little about for the Buffalo mayoral election 🤡 girl please stop
June 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Watching Sean Ryan debate issues he knows very little about for the Buffalo mayoral election 🤡 girl please stop
August-May: gotta lock in gotta lock in
May-August: gotta clock in gotta clock in
May-August: gotta clock in gotta clock in
May 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
August-May: gotta lock in gotta lock in
May-August: gotta clock in gotta clock in
May-August: gotta clock in gotta clock in
matching with your best friend of 15 years on Her for the bit. small towns have no queer people 😞
May 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
matching with your best friend of 15 years on Her for the bit. small towns have no queer people 😞
Trying to decide which stuffed animal to bring home for the summer is like choosing one child to save and forsaking the rest for 3 months 💔 Weighted duck is coming through TSA. Goodbye stuffed bees, frogs, and octopi :’)
May 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trying to decide which stuffed animal to bring home for the summer is like choosing one child to save and forsaking the rest for 3 months 💔 Weighted duck is coming through TSA. Goodbye stuffed bees, frogs, and octopi :’)
nav north fire alarm at 3:30 am during finals week is diabolical (everything is ok now, excluding my sleep schedule)
April 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
nav north fire alarm at 3:30 am during finals week is diabolical (everything is ok now, excluding my sleep schedule)
Me trying to lock in:
The Jonas Brothers, living rent free in my head: “he said I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater”
The Jonas Brothers, living rent free in my head: “he said I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater”
April 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me trying to lock in:
The Jonas Brothers, living rent free in my head: “he said I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater”
The Jonas Brothers, living rent free in my head: “he said I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater”
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but as it turns out not a rocket’s 😔 This was a really awesome lecture :D It’s a shame that the pretty lights are horrendous for efficiency pretty much anytime except launch
April 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but as it turns out not a rocket’s 😔 This was a really awesome lecture :D It’s a shame that the pretty lights are horrendous for efficiency pretty much anytime except launch
there’s an axolotl at the front door! is that what the welcome sign is there for? <3
April 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
there’s an axolotl at the front door! is that what the welcome sign is there for? <3