Joe, Bah Humbug
@alittlealoof.bsky.social
35 | He/him | Cat dad | Magic: The Gathering player | Disney Parks know-it-all
Back in my element
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Back in my element
Caught Apollo sitting by the front door... I think he misses me 🥺
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Caught Apollo sitting by the front door... I think he misses me 🥺
Wouldn't be Packers-Bears football without an IMMEDIATE fight
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wouldn't be Packers-Bears football without an IMMEDIATE fight
Bought my cats one of those toys that occasionally drops treats if they play with it. Found it this morning with the cover removed and all its contents missing. WELP
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bought my cats one of those toys that occasionally drops treats if they play with it. Found it this morning with the cover removed and all its contents missing. WELP
If anyone needs me, I'll be losing myself in Expedition 33 again
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If anyone needs me, I'll be losing myself in Expedition 33 again
I just completed all 12 days of Advent of Code 2025! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com
Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I just completed all 12 days of Advent of Code 2025! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com
The kitties' annual checkup returned pristine bills of health! "Don't change anything you're doing."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The kitties' annual checkup returned pristine bills of health! "Don't change anything you're doing."
Gonna give my creatures firebending 15 with this Play-In sealed pool
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gonna give my creatures firebending 15 with this Play-In sealed pool
Oh noooo guess I have to stay on the couch and watch football
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh noooo guess I have to stay on the couch and watch football
Taking a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Taking a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
My Commander Wrapped's Top 5 commanders:
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My Commander Wrapped's Top 5 commanders:
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
One of the best video game soundtracks I've ever heard.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One of the best video game soundtracks I've ever heard.
The craziest thing just happened.
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The craziest thing just happened.
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
Scored the 3-0, 6-0 (first 3-0 of Bo3) with this absolutely gross Allies deck.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Scored the 3-0, 6-0 (first 3-0 of Bo3) with this absolutely gross Allies deck.
If anyone tries to ask me a work-related question today, no they didn't
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If anyone tries to ask me a work-related question today, no they didn't
"If you can get me that deliverable this week, that would be great." Two days before Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"If you can get me that deliverable this week, that would be great." Two days before Thanksgiving
Dusted off some commander decks that haven't seen play in a few years, and boy howdy was I a meaner deck builder then
Grave Pact, Dictate of Erebos, AND Butcher of Malakir in my Teysa Karlov deck? 2025 Joe would NEVER
Grave Pact, Dictate of Erebos, AND Butcher of Malakir in my Teysa Karlov deck? 2025 Joe would NEVER
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Dusted off some commander decks that haven't seen play in a few years, and boy howdy was I a meaner deck builder then
Grave Pact, Dictate of Erebos, AND Butcher of Malakir in my Teysa Karlov deck? 2025 Joe would NEVER
Grave Pact, Dictate of Erebos, AND Butcher of Malakir in my Teysa Karlov deck? 2025 Joe would NEVER
Batman: Arkham Asylum's anti-piracy tech was to make Batman's glide distance a little smaller.
Not only did this make the game harder on pirated copies, one required piece of platforming became impassable, softlocking the game.
Not only did this make the game harder on pirated copies, one required piece of platforming became impassable, softlocking the game.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Batman: Arkham Asylum's anti-piracy tech was to make Batman's glide distance a little smaller.
Not only did this make the game harder on pirated copies, one required piece of platforming became impassable, softlocking the game.
Not only did this make the game harder on pirated copies, one required piece of platforming became impassable, softlocking the game.
First ride in a Waymo, and for the most part it's been smooth
A few small glitches, including ignoring a traffic cop trying to wave it through an intersection
A few small glitches, including ignoring a traffic cop trying to wave it through an intersection
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
First ride in a Waymo, and for the most part it's been smooth
A few small glitches, including ignoring a traffic cop trying to wave it through an intersection
A few small glitches, including ignoring a traffic cop trying to wave it through an intersection
Updating Niv Parun. Latest goldfishes didn't feel good, so I went back to square one: Young Pyromancer effects make tokens, then pump them with cards like Surge to Victory and Balmor -
Wait
This isn't a Niv deck
It's a Balmor deck wearing Niv's face
And now I know where to look for advice
Wait
This isn't a Niv deck
It's a Balmor deck wearing Niv's face
And now I know where to look for advice
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Updating Niv Parun. Latest goldfishes didn't feel good, so I went back to square one: Young Pyromancer effects make tokens, then pump them with cards like Surge to Victory and Balmor -
Wait
This isn't a Niv deck
It's a Balmor deck wearing Niv's face
And now I know where to look for advice
Wait
This isn't a Niv deck
It's a Balmor deck wearing Niv's face
And now I know where to look for advice
Going through last night's draft chaff for any commons/uncommons worth at least 50 cents...
Accumulate Wisdom: Makes sense.
Bender's Waterskin: I can see it.
Rabaroo Troop and Razor Rings: ...Am I being punk'd?
Accumulate Wisdom: Makes sense.
Bender's Waterskin: I can see it.
Rabaroo Troop and Razor Rings: ...Am I being punk'd?
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Going through last night's draft chaff for any commons/uncommons worth at least 50 cents...
Accumulate Wisdom: Makes sense.
Bender's Waterskin: I can see it.
Rabaroo Troop and Razor Rings: ...Am I being punk'd?
Accumulate Wisdom: Makes sense.
Bender's Waterskin: I can see it.
Rabaroo Troop and Razor Rings: ...Am I being punk'd?
First paper draft, and I split the finals!
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
First paper draft, and I split the finals!
Hmm do I take Ozai or Ozai
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hmm do I take Ozai or Ozai
I've made a terrible mistake.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've made a terrible mistake.
Jackbox Games' Job Job has a 100% success rate in making me cry-laugh
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Jackbox Games' Job Job has a 100% success rate in making me cry-laugh