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AlistairVT
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Ayo? 🌺🖌️🧤🕵️
Watched Final Destination: Bloodlines today. It was so much fun! Also, a mannequin fuckin fell down as I passed by a store after watching the movie. So I drove as safe as possible on my way home earlier. No, I'm not paranoid, you are.
May 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To the fuckin group of runners at the resto I'm at.....it's too fuckin early for you all to be so fuckin loud in the resto for breakfast like you own the fuckin place. Also to the person who kept playing music on his phone's speaker, there is a special place in hell for you. I hate mornings pls
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Salary is here. All my bills are PAID! Woooo!!!!
February 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
AO3 writers posting under the Explicit tag
February 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
In a call with client discussing the new features we have to code....bruh I don't even know of the users will know how this works
February 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh my god AO3 is down. MY DOPAMINE FIX PLS!
February 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh.
January 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Decided to read a smutty oneshot but then it ended up being a romantic oneshot with a super fuckin sweet proposal scene so now I am just smiling like an idiot during my meeting. I can keep a straight face reading the filthiest smut but I go insane when they do romantic shit like confess their love
January 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Best feeling ever is when you pay all your bills and you still have some money leftover.
December 29, 2024 at 8:57 AM
It felt like I had a socmed purge for a bit because work took over. Feels nice.
December 26, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Craving anchovy pizza....where to buy?
December 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Social battery got so drained, I went to bed at 7pm......WHO AM I?!
December 15, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Woke up early to get my barangay clearance. I need to finally apply for my fuckin ID
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I just read a full smutty book in one day while at work and I finished reading before my shift even ended. Well....
December 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I downloaded Daily Bean the day after I had a consultation with a nutritionist to try and record my day to keep me accountable. I wanted to record that I have been eating healthily but last week broke something in me and now I haven't recorded in days
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
When the anxiety hits so hard you bust out the big guns to feel better....a.k.a playing the Yuri on Ice OST on loop
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I was supposed to sleep....but now I am way too deep into what I'm reading and I have been yelling into my pillow too much that my drowsiness is gone
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I cannot handle watching BL in anime form coz I freak out and hyperventilate in every sparkling scene. I need to read it in manga form to pace myself or I will explode in a big fujoshi mess
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Maya why are you like this? Playing with my emotions....
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I went through a rollercoaster journey during this month's shark week. I am happy to report that it is officially done for the month.
December 5, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I'm seeing a pattern.....
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Miyabi 5th anniversary goods have finally arrived! Kyomu-sama is glorious as usual
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Shark week is brutal....I rarely talk about it, but when I do, I am usually suffering
December 2, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Currently experiencing the pains of being a woman.....I wish you could take the parts out and replace it with a temporary swap while it does its thing every month.
December 1, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Inazuma has ruined me that everytime I do a world quest in genshin and I meet some weird NPC, I always assume they're probably a ghost and has died a tragic death at the end of the quest
November 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM