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Alistair B. Pulp
@alistairbpulp.bsky.social
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Your beloved dilettante and anarchist who should be writing right now 💬
They/He
https://linktr.ee/Branthemself
I don’t know, man. It feels like it’d be a whole lot easier to just not use it than go to Bloomberg to defend it.

What use is it to write “place holder text” or “develop concept art” if you feel that it will have no impact on the final product?
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
As deranged as it is, this song helps me cope with my flight anxiety more than any other song.
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What kills me is this… WHO is she trying to signal to?? The only people that it could possibly be are the same rich assholes who line every politicians pockets and want commies dead in a ditch.
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Long, LONG overdo.
September 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Found Dean’s favorite Superman Elseworld story.
August 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything. Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything.
Arguing with strangers on the internet will NOT help anything.
July 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Anywho,
June 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you’re a masochist like me, here’s Behind the Bastard’s episodes about Curtis, guest starring Ed Helms of all people.

open.spotify.com/episode/2n0l...
May 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you’re curious how things on twitter are going, here’s Curtis Yarvin promoting eugenics and the top comment thinking that dating someone you find attractive is eugenics.
May 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
COWARD, FACE ME IN BATTLE.
May 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Liberals will say the most racist shit imaginable and no understand why people say they’re the same as conservatives 😭
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Blaming leftists for everything is so Trump coded of you, queen 👑 you sure showed us!
April 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My claim to fame? I went to high school with the 3:00 am morning routine guy.
April 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
March 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
leftvalues.github.io/results.html...

*In a heavy metal voice* ANARCHYYY 🤘
March 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve forgotten to take my meds for the past few days and now I’m listening to sad cowboy music. S.O.S.
February 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s giving—
February 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They went up to bat for THIS GUY? 💀💀💀
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Heartbroken about David Lynch’s death.

I hope to be half as wonderful and strange and creative as him.
January 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The little “Eee!” was so cute 😭
January 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rose’s Alan shrine is sending me. Not the devil horns 😭
January 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
January 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Opened YouTube and the FIRST AD. The ad at the TOP OF THE PAGE, was fully a woman masturbating 💀
The internet has lost the plot.
January 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Current feelings.
January 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM