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Mary Ellen
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sooner or later, someone pushes back
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zoom interview with the vampire
it's jerma as a vampire sitting in front of a mic
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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watch out
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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otis + sunset
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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etsy witches i have one last job for you
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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P.T. (2014)
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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look at this doofus
dog lying on floor looking like a doofus
June 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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this is where i’m at financially
tragic overwhelmed fuzzy baby bird holding quarter
June 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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my friend got me to start a watching andor after some aggressive evangelizing and now he’s getting important updates re my viewing experience
text: “mr andor looks like this imo” followed by an image of a baby goat from an animated movie i haven’t seen
May 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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work chat suggested replies correctly estimating my current level of professional knowledge
No idea! Nothing! I got nothing!
May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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action shot
small light brown dog running toward camera in field mid jump
May 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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everyone go see @pftompkins.bsky.social on his Varietourpia tour! super fun show
PFT me and my friend allison shout out allison
May 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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listening to a podcast guest explain to a younger host how the myspace top 8 worked
April 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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willing a squirrel to come down voluntarily
small perfect brown dog standing and staring up at big tree on a trail in the woods
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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i support him
U.S. NEWS Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town "We seem to have a vandal in our neighborhood. I'm describing him as 18 to 24 inches tall, wearing black and white with a red hat," one resident said. JANELLE FAVALORO NEWS AT 8 NEIGHBORHOOD WOODPECKER RUFFLING FEATHERS
April 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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happy 3 year anniversary of me visiting the intersection where they flipped the truck in 2008’s the dark knight
aging white woman on the streets of chicago pointing to the space beside her to indicate she’s standing where they flipped the truck aging white woman on the streets of chicago giving a thumbs up to celebrate her achievement of standing where they flipped the truck aging white woman on the streets of chicago staring into the middle distance next to where they flipped the truck thinking about how easy it is to flip a truck also her headband has slid too far back and that always annoys her when looking at these photos she was growing her hair out at the time it didn’t all fit into her ponytail
April 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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cozy saturday boy
fluffy beautiful orange cat napping in patch of sun on carpet
April 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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googling support groups for finding out your son is part bichon
embark breed results for my dog otis: 100% Otis I'm Embarked! 25.1% Bichon Frise 24.9% Chihuahua 14.7% Catahoula Leopard Dog 14.1% Border Collie 12.3% Labrador Retriever 8.9% American Pit Bull Terrier
April 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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hey you guys should fight to the death
JD Vance v @JDVance I hate this smug, self-assured bullshit. "I know l'm right, and people must be dumb or immoral to disagree with me." It's an easy way to go through life, because then you never have to think seriously about why your worldview is a justification for the mass invasion of the country my ancestors built with their bare hands. Jesse Singal & @jessesingal • 9h Joining the Trump bandwagon means you either need to be dumb or pretend to be dumb. JD Vance might have mortgaged his morality and his legacy, but he's not dumb. He doesn't actually think anyone's proposing 20 million trials. Rather, he kn...
April 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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who left this fancy boy in my kitchen
fluffy orange cat on floor with paws crossed being fancy
April 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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me checking in with my friends every day
Mulder from the alien show with subtitle reading “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government.”
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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he’s really mad that i’m trying to write a paper instead of constantly petting him until i die
small brown dog propped up on my lap looking directly at the camera he is furious
April 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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completed baby shower gift! first attempt at combining watercolor and embroidery, pretty happy with the results
embroidery of winnie the pooh holding onto a balloon and carrying piglet with him, text reads “As soon as I saw you I knew an adventure was going to happen”
April 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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jorts @ftmensch: cory booker just talking in senate for 24 hours but not actually filibustering anything is the funniest thing i've ever heard
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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HUGE update otis has officially lost ONE pound wow icon fitness queen i can barely even see him anymore where is he
small brown dog standing on grass you can definitely tell he’s lost a pound
April 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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my upstairs neighbors are moving out of state today which means otis and his bestie kirby have to say goodbye and we’re all getting very emotional about it ❤️
Small brown dog Otis with head propped up on my leg next to smaller orange white dog kirby sitting on my leg
March 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM