Alison Zeidman
@alisonzeidman.bsky.social
Emmy-losing comedy writer | death positivity comedian/advocate
I forgot my neighbor’s toddler’s name so I referred to him as “The Little One” and now I must legally register with the government as the witch who tried to eat Hansel & Gretel
July 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I forgot my neighbor’s toddler’s name so I referred to him as “The Little One” and now I must legally register with the government as the witch who tried to eat Hansel & Gretel
*in the style of the pledge of allegiance*
My lip gloss is poppin’
My lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss is poppin’
My lip gloss is cool
July 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
*in the style of the pledge of allegiance*
My lip gloss is poppin’
My lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss is poppin’
My lip gloss is cool
Politically I am here today
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Politically I am here today
Instagram caption: June so far ❤️
Photos: 10 different pictures of me sitting in the same spot on my couch
Photos: 10 different pictures of me sitting in the same spot on my couch
June 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Instagram caption: June so far ❤️
Photos: 10 different pictures of me sitting in the same spot on my couch
Photos: 10 different pictures of me sitting in the same spot on my couch