@alisonwo.bsky.social
Blazing Saddles is almost a script for parts of this administration with Trump as Petomane, which I have heard would be an appropriate nickname
January 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Blazing Saddles is almost a script for parts of this administration with Trump as Petomane, which I have heard would be an appropriate nickname
Or "would you mind going forth and multiplying"
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Or "would you mind going forth and multiplying"
I've got 50+ year old scars more visible than the one his ear should have supposedly
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I've got 50+ year old scars more visible than the one his ear should have supposedly
And a shed load of State charges so no pardon
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
And a shed load of State charges so no pardon
I wish these brain dead twunts would realise that US law stops at border
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I wish these brain dead twunts would realise that US law stops at border
Wasn't that the match Kevin Howells was taking his dad to? Or did he go for the socks instead?
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Wasn't that the match Kevin Howells was taking his dad to? Or did he go for the socks instead?
If only we didn't have US troops already here
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If only we didn't have US troops already here
Would be nice if there was a vaccine against dimwits (this being much politer than I usually describe them)
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Would be nice if there was a vaccine against dimwits (this being much politer than I usually describe them)
They may have been kept in walled tanks called stew ponds, I know there's one at Arundel Castle
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They may have been kept in walled tanks called stew ponds, I know there's one at Arundel Castle
And the lettuce lasted longer
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
And the lettuce lasted longer
I know, just maybe I should stop teasing my mum for getting married during the 1961 Old Trafford Test in a suburb of Manchester
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I know, just maybe I should stop teasing my mum for getting married during the 1961 Old Trafford Test in a suburb of Manchester
It's the one Test series I struggle with, I hate the hype and the blame game that follows.
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's the one Test series I struggle with, I hate the hype and the blame game that follows.
I know County Cricket will be blamed but I do wonder how many hours the England team played at County level where their many failings would be found out
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I know County Cricket will be blamed but I do wonder how many hours the England team played at County level where their many failings would be found out
I just named my loo after him, so each day I shall dump on Trump
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just named my loo after him, so each day I shall dump on Trump
Reality is a Democrat con /s
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reality is a Democrat con /s
It's a point I've raised before, covers not just military but also diplomatic staff and the children born too early whilst their parents are on holiday
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a point I've raised before, covers not just military but also diplomatic staff and the children born too early whilst their parents are on holiday
Angels and arseholes in every generation, my 'not even a parking ticket' mum was born the same year as the Kray twins
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Angels and arseholes in every generation, my 'not even a parking ticket' mum was born the same year as the Kray twins
It's the Torygraph, we should be in the kitchen, preferably barefoot and pregnant
December 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's the Torygraph, we should be in the kitchen, preferably barefoot and pregnant
I remember my mum being offered a Barclaycard because she'd banked with them since the 1950's, only to be told my dad needed to countersign the application. She earned more than him. Early 70's, I was about 11, she'd left us with him whilst she got it and had to come back
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I remember my mum being offered a Barclaycard because she'd banked with them since the 1950's, only to be told my dad needed to countersign the application. She earned more than him. Early 70's, I was about 11, she'd left us with him whilst she got it and had to come back
Not everyone who is alone is lonely
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not everyone who is alone is lonely
Wondering what 300million plus pencils shoved up his arse might do
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wondering what 300million plus pencils shoved up his arse might do