Alison
@alisononel.bsky.social
Bed of Roses is 10000% a power ballad. I think there’s an element of “how much would a 17 year old girl with a super intense crush be deeply moved by this song” is an important element of power balladism.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bed of Roses is 10000% a power ballad. I think there’s an element of “how much would a 17 year old girl with a super intense crush be deeply moved by this song” is an important element of power balladism.
Also we feel The Beatles predate “true” power ballads - like late 70s would be the earliest you could have a power ballad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Also we feel The Beatles predate “true” power ballads - like late 70s would be the earliest you could have a power ballad.
We are listening now to determine! The other one that keeps tripping us up is More Than Words.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We are listening now to determine! The other one that keeps tripping us up is More Than Words.
But my Lucy Liu bot will always remember me!
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
But my Lucy Liu bot will always remember me!
Need alt jerseys featuring the northern lights next season!
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Need alt jerseys featuring the northern lights next season!
Hey Mr. Scientician, should the average citizen be worried about getting coronavirus from coronal mass ejections?
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey Mr. Scientician, should the average citizen be worried about getting coronavirus from coronal mass ejections?
Like I was super confused that water quality was the number one factor in determining where new arrivals chose to live.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Like I was super confused that water quality was the number one factor in determining where new arrivals chose to live.
I was curious which recipes you'd pick! An excellent culinary swath, from "plant-based international flavors" to "when you're craving Hamburger Helper but have a shred of remaining dignity."
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I was curious which recipes you'd pick! An excellent culinary swath, from "plant-based international flavors" to "when you're craving Hamburger Helper but have a shred of remaining dignity."
And Daylight Saving is ending, just in time to further mess with your dinner schedule.
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And Daylight Saving is ending, just in time to further mess with your dinner schedule.
At least he has a therapist now!
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
At least he has a therapist now!
Too bad Steve Sax went on to commit all those murders in New York City.
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Too bad Steve Sax went on to commit all those murders in New York City.
I told him it was because a 1200 page mass market paperback is almost impossible to hold, which is true, but more importantly I was getting a rush of embarrassment every time I picked up the tv promo edition.
October 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I told him it was because a 1200 page mass market paperback is almost impossible to hold, which is true, but more importantly I was getting a rush of embarrassment every time I picked up the tv promo edition.
Hope they did a sing-along for Carmen!
September 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hope they did a sing-along for Carmen!
Since they're both baseball-human hybrids, it's less of an abomination than that time Dinger tried to chat her up.
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Since they're both baseball-human hybrids, it's less of an abomination than that time Dinger tried to chat her up.
Mrs. Met ready to start texting Mr. Redlegs.
September 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Mrs. Met ready to start texting Mr. Redlegs.
The song is misleading - you can’t just agree to meet at the fair, you need to pick a specific point or you’ll never cross paths. I suggest the horticulture hall.
September 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The song is misleading - you can’t just agree to meet at the fair, you need to pick a specific point or you’ll never cross paths. I suggest the horticulture hall.