A J Eastman
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A J Eastman
@alisonjeastman.bsky.social
PhD, reproductive immunologist, infectious disease researcher- but wait there's more! Enthusiast of fine cinema, trash cinema, food, surf guitar, cover songs, and cats. I also make a lot of art, and sometimes that art has science in it. And maybe cats.
It’s just a list of things that I discovered in the last 30 years that I heard on The Simpsons as a child for the first time. I thought they were nonsense at the time, but they were real. The realizations have been gradual. But it’s fun to look back on the first time I heard X, Y, or Z.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It was from growing up with the Simpsons in the 90s. The first time I heard about humvees, it was Rainier Wolfcastle telling his partner his mighty heart was breaking and he would be in the humvee in the Chowder/chowdah episode with mayor quimby’s nephew.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It was only about fractals. I’m sorry. Happy to make more cat collages 😸

The Mandelbrot set, the Julia set, the Sierpinski gasket, and the Koch curves.
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As for you, Matthew Christman, if that is your real name- some of us just call Barbara Crampton’s experience in 80s cinema “the dream”, okay?
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Inspired in part by @cstross.bsky.social

Who else but cats would have the utter indifference to prance around the Many Angled Ones? They must tolerate a certain amount of cat shenanigans.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Furthermore, Dr. Squatch is a company from Southern California, while Sasquatch is specifically an anglicized version of one of the Pacific Northwest tribes’ name for Bigfoot. It’s only Sasquatch if it comes from the PNW. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Bigfoot.
October 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What’s your PhD in, eh Dr. Sqatch? Is it in “being a fucking tool”? I bet it is.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love how Jessica Fletcher is the most wholesome walking thirst trap for every intelligent man who guest stars on the show, and also several women guest stars. KGB officer 100% wanted to go fishing and watch the sun rise and set with Dame Angela Lansbury every morning for the rest of his life.
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
But the hilarious parts- “gateway to open the dark side”. And of course, the artificial wombat.
#artificialwombat #artificialuterus
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM