I am invading Greenland, a territory of Denmark, because I am angry at the Prime Minister of Norway for not giving me a Nobel Prize. He’s not in charge of the Nobel prizes but that doesn’t matter

I don’t say “Fuck ICE” nearly as often as I should.

Me & my grumpiest face in my catto cocoon because it's flippin cold round here. Sweet dreams beautiful babies. Remember sleep is just your time machine to breakfast. Family says hi & sends special, warm hugs to you all. Love you 💤💙💤