Alisamthie
alisamthie.bsky.social
Alisamthie
@alisamthie.bsky.social
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I pretend like I'll post actively here, as if every diary I've ever had doesn't have a total of four pages written in them (none of which are the day after the previous one)
I even remembered to prolong my parking
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm so fucking drunk and I really want a cigarette, but my partner doesn't like the smell

If I can no smoke while drunk, men can Not Cheat. Like, it's not HARD
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This bar has a trolley with vape and jelly shots
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I miss so many people. I miss who they were. I miss who I was. I miss who we were together.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Once I know how to articulate myself sober, it's over for those bitches
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It says I have 31 followers, but I can only see 8 of them-

I am grateful for you all. Shes, hes, theys, and bots alike
October 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My friend, on a Friday; Wanna get some drinks today?

My schedule; Saturday shift 10-15, Saturday shift 16-00, Sunday shift 17-22, obligatory assignment due Sunday 00

Me; fuck yes, that sounds like a great idea

Why do I do this to myself?
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Double shift? Check
Couldn't sleep? Check
Out of coffee? Check
Bread? Mouldy
Oats? Bugs.
Obligatory assignment? Due in 48 hours
State? Kinda dead
October 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"... and sea-flowers have no soul."
- Jules Verne, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (1871)
September 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I posted this on tumblr over a month ago.
Wanna guess what happened? Wanna guess what fucking happened????
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tea just doesn't taste the same without limescale
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Omg 25 followers??? Hi everyone!!!
January 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I just love it when the coach driver speeds on the motorway
January 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"I'm an academic weapon, not an academic victim" I cry into my computer at 5:13pm on a Tuesday, three days before my deadline
December 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I am thankful that I am not American nor am I in America

Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I have 10 followers!!! Hi everyone!!!
November 27, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I'm following 350+ people. Instagram, why are you trying to tell me only 5 of them post anything???
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
'Whatever it is that white Americans want, it is not freedom - neither for themselves nor for others.'
- James Baldwin, 'Dark Days' 1980
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
'[America is] in a war economy still, and [Americans] are only slightly embarrassed by the difficulty of officially declaring a Third World War. But where there's a will, I hate to suggest, there's often a way' - James Baldwin, 'Dark Days'
November 25, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Can we pull a Bluesky with Pinterest as well? I'm really tired of AI
#Pinterest #anti-ai
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A perfect morning consists of caffeine, nicotine, and chlorhexidine
#european
November 18, 2024 at 9:16 AM
This is a bit of a weird website- but I was never on twitter much. I was a tumblr and Pinterest kind of person
I'll get used to the layout eventually
November 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I'm scared of messaging people that has many followers-
Like,
"Hi!! You're cool!! 64k people thinks so too!! And I def don't feel inferior to you!! Wanna talk about our common interests?"
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Hello! I'm Liz

I like;

* shiny things
* salty crisps & popcorn
* Hollow Knight
* Stardew Valley
* Baldur's Gate 3
* literature
* fanfiction
* quotes
* poetry
* theatre
* witchcraft
* paganism
* crystals
* perfumes and essential oils
* caffeine
* people
* jumping on trends too late
* my cat
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM