Alisa Shea
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Alisa Shea
@alisa-shea.bsky.social
Watercolor photorealist, bulldog enthusiast, reluctant Long Islander missing Chicago
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December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So I went mega light and fruity bc 1)it was just beauj nouv day, and 2)the mix sounded least offensive to me

I actually think I need something more aggressive! The cream soda kinda overpowers the Beaujolais... but I gotta say, I don't hate it!
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ok, this is happening
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm doing a NYT recipe for turkey breast in the crockpot. Just saying...
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wrinkles designed for wicking blood away from the eyes and nose during vicious bull baiting
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He also 100% had a left sided stroke. Look at him leaning hard left onto that poor woman. He doesn't swing his right arm, and he doesn't dorsiflex his right foot because he has foot drop and is only able to walk at all bc he has an AFO. I was an OT in my former life. Seen this many times
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is that supposed to be Melania? Because it 100% is not
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hard disagree, man
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Or the dementia patient sundowns
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Honestly, I have no idea. I never made it or participated in making it. They definitely weren't fresh oysters--this was central IL. Always canned oysters. And def not squid ink, since that is far too exotic for small town IL in the 70s and 80s. I should ask my mom!
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My family has always made oyster stuffing. It's black--like coal black. It doesn't look like it should be food. My husband was horrified to learn about this when he attended his first Thksgiving with my family. I actually don't mind it, but I'm choosing to let the tradition die with me. Mercifully
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Thank you!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Much appreciated!
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Can't stop thinking of the similarities between Scott Bessent and Morrissey/Kermit in terms of nasal resonance
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Quick, somebody send a copy of The Ghost Map to everyone at HHS
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
He graduated 4 years after I did, but Adam Kinzinger went to my high school (sort of... it had split from one into two schools during that time)
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Damning enough to cancel the election." Too bad there's zero chance that information hasn't been stripped from the files
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lol, I'm on Long Island 16 years and have never heard of this, but I'm not Italian so maybe that's the problem? 😂 Definitely willing to give it a shot. When in Rome...
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think I would have punched him in the face, consequences be damned
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Shut up!!! I'm several years older than this guy and apparently I LOOK AWESOME!! Finding out these dudes' ages this morning has been a huge boost to my self esteem
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I had to look it up and... holy shit! I used to marvel at how old Lev Parnas looked for his age, but this guy is far worse. Being a douche definitely hastens one's deterioration
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have both a BS OT *and* an MPH. I feel very personally aggrieved by this prospect. Jesus. Wtf?
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
💯 Like this was one of my last remaining vestiges of peace, and I've been stripped of that by fucking AI. So disheartening
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM